When I found Creamsicle he was I think supposed to be an anatomically-incorrect narwal, with a horn on his forehead. It was only partially attached, with the stitching frayed, so I amputated it. He doesn’t remember even having it.

In 1820 a sperm whale attacked a whaling vessel, the Essex, and killed most of the crew—the survivors faced starvation and resorted to cannibalism. What’s cool is it sounds like the whale did this intentionally.

White people will season their food, but only with ascorbic acid and HFCS.

Baaaaahaha.

This is why “free speech” and “democracy” on sites like Reddit is a shit idea. The mob upvotes the ones they like to the top, and anyone who dissents is downvoted and harassed into oblivion and their “voice” is never heard.

Yes.

It helps that there’s an old friend of theirs whom I’m getting to know who is so many of the things I love about them.

@The_Dark_Knight@lemmy.sdf.org I don’t actually believe uh, you know, but still, get fucked.

Luv2be the one marginalized group of people you can still openly hate and be a “good” normal person.

I love using italics. Lenin and I would fucking hate eachother.

I use this in a positive way, you can practice generating the feeling in your stomach associated with wholesome love, like imagining hugging a dog you love or another and focusing on the physical feeling that arises. (The general practice is called metta meditation, or loving-kindness) It can help alleviate anxiety.

Idk what that feels like though.

This is the “a felafel fell into my mouth” guy IIRC.

Actually uhh I still need to get dinner.

Whoever sent me $270 HOLY SHIT.

I haven’t seen it myself but there’s a horrific scene in the documentary Earthlings that blows the piss out of that argument.

Loving the concept of St. Louis as an alt history parallel of Stalingrad.

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Hey, an ALICE pack! I love those things.

It was a joke.

I hate you.