I’d like to see what drugs the original poster is on when making a post.
I’d like to see how many active warrants they have.
I’d really like to be able to easily see how many times a poster has truly been in love–like, the real deal–if that’s a metric we can throw on here.
I would like to are their lifetime production of poop. Measurements in mass are preferred but volume will do if that’s not possible.
You know the craziest ones are sober.
Yeah I’m not disclosing all that to lemmy
Just before this post was made?
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Well, OP, start us off!
I’d like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I would look up at your lifeless eyes and wave like this. Can you and your associates arrange this for me, Mr. Morden?
(If you get this quote, you’re old like me)
