Why are you pooping on the dog

Thanks for that mental imagery Jordan

Bull fucking shit. As if they wouldn’t also listen to Boris

When I woke up today I never would if guessed that today is the day I would wind up accidentally learning that monkey prostitutes are a thing.

Walter san. I twidles fingers nervously d…don’t want go cook. I say in a meak drawn out whimper while staring down at my shoes in fear

I did break my streak in Greek lessons today…so do you think Duolingo has hired Alvin and the Chipmunks to kill me?! 😧

This meme is inaccurate. The college grad wouldn’t be in the office with them because they already promised the CEOs son the job.

Oh my gah.

Can I be notorious Nazi war criminal Klaus Barbie? I figured that since this is role-play that we could be imaginative and add new characters

The amount the Italian government makes in taxes should EASILY cover any restoration. I think the correct term you are looking for is economic mismanagement.

He is owning the libs by drinking milk. Don’t you know how leftists are trying to get milk banned? As a leftist this post made me so angry that spontaneously combusted and now I am dead/s

They say you can always spot them by their teeth.

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But is it gonna sodomise you

Australians sat all the hairy legs and hairs make it extra tingly

Feck of cunt. I was too busy masterbating when making this meme. The thought of a giant spider was too much.

I think they just have a really, really weird sense of humour

Yes. You are clearly someone that needs parental supervision.

Oh. You again. Why are you acting like a 10 year old that’s been introduced to crack?