ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agoQuite a talentlemmy.worldimagemessage-square63fedilinkarrow-up1945
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minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up21·3 months agoI am impressed at the control you’d have to have to not only fart on command, but to fart so consistently that it is considered a specific performance with a name. “Oh, I love this one!” It’s amazing.
minus-squaredown daemon@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoTotally shit his pants at least once before he got good at it
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoOr perhaps that’s what marks a true flatulist. They’re just built different.
minus-squareGBU_28@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoYou know that dude ate what he knew made his trumpet bump it for days prior to the audience with the king
minus-squareIlovemyirishtemper@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoYeah, my immediate thought was, “he must have eaten a lot of dairy, and lactaid wasn’t an option.”
I am impressed at the control you’d have to have to not only fart on command, but to fart so consistently that it is considered a specific performance with a name. “Oh, I love this one!” It’s amazing.
Totally shit his pants at least once before he got good at it
Or perhaps that’s what marks a true flatulist. They’re just built different.
You know that dude ate what he knew made his trumpet bump it for days prior to the audience with the king
Yeah, my immediate thought was, “he must have eaten a lot of dairy, and lactaid wasn’t an option.”