• pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyzOP
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      The dictionary. That is the point of a dictionary. Its very nature is to be the authoritative source of what words mean.

      You can choose to accept that, or if you choose to dispute it, we’ll assume you’re debating in bad faith, end the discussion, and this court will rule in your opponent’s favor.

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          🧑‍⚖️ This court hereby deems you in contempt and in violation of the Good Faith clause of the Constitution of The Motherfucking Galactic Republic, enjoy your 30 days in jail.

          See how simple that was? How easy it is to put a stop to arbitrary concern trolling via definition disputes?

          I state that every new system we humans set up have clauses just like that one to stop people doing such things, so we can have not only a functional nation, but functional communication, period.

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              And then we add on another 30 days, and this court officially rules in favor of your opponent. Discussion over.

              It’s really that simple. The rest of us are trying to have a functional nation and doing what I just did right now is the best way to handle such disputes, because they force the offending party to stop concern trolling.

              🤔 I should add an actual Good Faith clause to my own hypothetical Constitution, including rules for debates all parties must adhere to in every conversation, just so stuff like that can’t happen anymore. Allowing it to go on was one of the root causes of the collapse of the U.S. and stopping people doing that would go a long way toward ensuring it can’t happen anymore.

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                @pinkdrunkenelephants Look, I commend and admire the power of thought-terminating cliches, they are useful (and this is part of my point as well), but still, I’d like an honest an answer:

                Where Do You Think The Root Of All Authority Is?

                I have my answer (or at least what I think describes the answer the best), but I’d like to hear from you.

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                  I can’t hear you over the ruckus of the court bailiffs dragging you out of the courtroom.

                  🧑‍⚖️ Next case. Oh god, did Mrs. Dobbs’s dog shit all over Jack Smith’s front yard again? I swear to god, don’t the fucking cleaning robots do anything worth a damn anymore?