The throne, John, “sitting down”, “dropping cargo” are rather harmless examples. I have marked this NSFW as a precaution. 🫣
Do your best and your worst.
I read a while back at the other site that we’ve all flocked away from. This person’s first language was clearly not English, though I have no idea what it was.
Anyway, he direct translated what is commonly said in his language and I found it hilarious.
Drum roll please…
“I needed to empty my ass”.
I’m my local dialect of Arabic we say some hilarious expressions for peeing including:
I’m going to fly some water (like flying a kite)
I’m answering nature’s call
I’m paying the judge.My favorite term for pooping in nature when we go hiking was:
Planting a mine
Taking a dump
Dropping a deuce
Drop a bomb (blow up this bathroom)
On the throne
Number two
Pinch a loaf
Not really an answer to the question, but does anyone else think that the phrases “take a shit” and “give a shit” seem swapped? You say you’re gonna take a shit when you are giving one to the toilet, and you say you don’t give a shit when you are unwilling to take shit.
Laying a fudge dragon, Dropping the kids off at the pool
An old timey one I heard was ‘I need to see a man about a horse’ and one I’ve actually heard people use was ‘I need to drop the kids off at the pool.’
Release the kraken
Pooping station
Drop the Browns off at the Super Bowl, drop a duece, “are you gonna take a [first name] and wipe your [last name]?”
Leave a deposit, drop the kids off at the pool.
“Practicing the tuba” is my go-to with peers, but if I need to be delicate I might say someone “had to step into another room for a minute”. To my family, I say “I’m going to sit down upstairs for a little while” and they know what I mean.
AGB … After Grog Bog. That poo you do the next day after a night on the turps and once you do this, you feel so much more human.
“delivery report”
After the Lies of P trailer, I say I have to “activate my P organ”
Laying cable.
Growing a tail.
Backing one out.
Laying some deep sea cable.
Taking an Edgar/Bradley/Travis (Britt/Pitt/Tritt)
Snapping one off.
Pinching off a loaf.
Giving birth to a project manager.
Dropping the kids off at a pool
Committing a war crime