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    5 months ago

    Maybe they should pray over the outcome and see whether Jesus magic is stronger than a DNC plot. It’s just a regular sporting event though, wouldn’t want them taking it as a confirmation of their powers if the other team wins.

    Either way, I’m sure the choose-your-own-adventure political mystery novel they’re writing has win and loss branches mapped out. Chiefs win? Play victim since losing means the other side obviously cheated. Chiefs lose? It’s a sign that the pendulum is swinging in your favor. Both cases conveniently ignore the fact that it’s just a damn football game.