They don’t need it but they’re worth it.

Stick so I can share it with a dog. In a pinch, the stick can be broken and become more sticks. This is especially useful in a multi-dog scenario.

ESPN rents antenna space on that thing.

Glaad to hear it.

For instructional purposes only:

I guess it got so bad that they moved the original form (archive link) to this new URL with a 2 at the end (live at the time of this post) and added some fields.

Not to be confused with dis Crete or disc-crete.

I’d lean toward Ravache as VP since these are republicans we’re talking about. Could set up some references to Palin that way too.

Not sure how to work it in yet but Ravache sounds a bit like “la vache” which is French for “the cow”. I’m sure there’s comedy to be milked from that but it could be a load of bull.

I’d watch a comedy movie (possibly also sequels) about a Santos/Ravache presidential campaign. Might just be “Mrs. Doubtfire Does D.C.” but if the ridiculousness of this whole Santos thing was toned down enough to be believable, it could be entertaining.

Would have been nice if they’d stopped conducting research on it before 2019. Close the barn door after the horse has bolted much?

You’re not supposed to peel off the frenulum!

Should have ended on his father’s tissues. Of course, it all happened long enough ago that he’d probably have to invent the damn things but I’d happily live in a world where they’re referred to as McConnells instead of Kleenex.

Meanwhile, the Beekreeper escapes the scene unnoticed and prepares to summon its apian horde elsewhere.

It’s an avocato.

Tuna, the chicken of the sea, had been the preferred host but this whole dolphin thing is an unfortunate bycatch incident.

You can call me the chairman then since nothing I say makes a difference.

They’re out there but it’s been hard to document their existence since they blend in so well with their environment. This natural camouflage is a double-edged sword, however: they may be able to avoid getting eaten by predators but it also makes reproduction particularly challenging since they have a hard time finding one another to do it like the Discovery channel.

Even when a potential breeding pair are able to meet up, their coupling is far from guaranteed due to the abundance of other green orifices in their usual habitats. Grass-covered mole tunnels, mossy logs with holes in them and bee nests in leafy trees have all been accidental natural fleshlights for these poor creatures. Like they say, it’s not easy being green.

If this was a prize given to the winner of a competition, it’d be a catastrophe.

I’d rather believe that it opens outward and upward (out of frame) like a DeLorean.

Deeply biased in favor of human rights, maybe.

What substance? I’m sorry for how you feel about other people knowing what words mean.