• Telorand
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    5 months ago
    • Fake - I’m pretty sure it’s quite real.
    • No Victims - “Your honor, I didn’t successfully rob the bank, so there were no victims!”
    • No Jury - Bro, you opted not to have a jury trial.
    • Gag order…taking away my right to defend myself - Your defense of the facts requires that you attack the judge and his staff?
    • I did nothing wrong! - That’s for a court to decide. Also, you broke your golden rule: never do yourself what you can order someone else to do. Mob Boss 101.

    Thank you for your sacrifice, btw.