• Rapidcreek
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    8 months ago

    And Not one of them can stand up to a 77-year-old morbidly obese sociopath.

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          8 months ago

          Yeah well, I’ve been around curry that could be called lethal. Skeletons are lucky, they can eat whatever without having to worry about heartburn or gas pains.

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              8 months ago

              I’ve been interested in death as a character as long as I can remember. I was the weird kid drawing skulls during history class in junior high. Not getting good grades, but definitely working on those skulls and skeletons. Last count I had 35 or 36 various skulls in my bedroom alone - but none are real, they’re all pieces or parts of halloween props mostly.

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        8 months ago

        I’m fairly certain he’ll just topple over from his weird standing position one day and won’t be able to get up.

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          8 months ago

          Since he kinda looks the same whether vertical or horizontal - how will we know he actually toppled over?