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Cake day: June 11th, 2023

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  • A Russian civil war is not out of the question.

    What many of us don’t know, is that the majority of people sent to the meat grinder in Ukraine is from peripheral regions like Dagestan, and not from central Russia (e.g. Moscow). These are different cultures and ethnicities subjugated by the Russian “empire”. And some of them are sick of being killed for the “emperor”, which can lead to unrest and maybe a civil war, like it did in many similar situations in history.


  • Noooo, you don’t get it, bro. Just one more lane, please. I promise, it will be better than last time. One more lane, that’s all we need. I’m begging you, please.

    I’m on my knees here. One more lane, just one more! This time it will be different, I swear. We won’t have traffic jams, I promise! Just one more lane and we’ll be free.

    Come on, man, think of the children. Just one more lane. I’m begging you. For the love of liberty, just one more lane!






  • I work at a big EU company, MS top partner / strategic account etc. We wanted to implement MS Dynamics CRM in one of our newer business lines, we barely got a reply to our official emails.

    After some informal discussions, we were told that salespeople are now only incentivized to sell Copilot, so they don’t really bother with the rest.

    If MS is overinvesting to ride the AI hype as a middle man, while letting their core business capabilities (Windows and Office) decline, they will be in trouble in the long term.



  • be me

    average 4chan user

    love reading and sharing greentext stories

    take screenshots of the best ones to save for later

    notice one day that a screenshot seems slightly tilted

    think it’s just my imagination

    days pass, more screenshots seem off

    angles get worse, barely noticeable but there

    try rotating my phone, doesn’t help

    open screenshots on my computer, same issue

    post about it on /x/, get mocked and called a noob

    start getting obsessed, spend hours comparing, measuring angles

    losing sleep, seeing the tilt in my dreams

    one morning, wake up, entire room looks tilted

    try to walk, stumble and fall

    look out the window, world looks upside down

    panic, try to grab onto something stable

    mother staring at me like I’m crazy

    feel like I’m in a nightmare

    lock the door

    look at my screenshots, they’re completely upside down

    see my reflection in the monitor, it’s me but inverted

    can’t take it anymore

    scream, try to shut down the computer

    power button doesn’t work, can’t unplug it

    everything in my apartment starts spinning

    fall to the floor, clutching my head

    world fades to black

    wake up in a padded white room

    see a pen in front of me

    draw greentext arrows on the walls, but they all look tilted