The empty space between this motherfucker’s ears is the real life five and a half minute hallway
These fuckers really think that summarizing a novel’s plot is the same as “breaking it down”. Absolutely zero media literacy. To make it worse, they are proud of their illiteracy, even smug about it; “there you go, a breakdown of the novel. Easy. GPT does it all. QED.”
You’re a really stable genius, eh? Want some cofeeve with your hamberder? Or a syringe with detergent to cure your COVID? Want a ride in my new electric battery shark boat? Can YOU divert hurricanes with a nuke and a sharpie? Should POTUS salute North Korean Generals in public? Or perform fellatio on Putin at Helsinki in front of the entire world? Did Trump beat Obama in 2020? BING! BING! BING! BING! NIKKI! NIKKI! NIKKI!
10/10 site tagline
it really puts into perspective the fact that the only real thing we have going for us is our tools… put us in front of a raging bull or an angry polar bear and we’re simply nothing
these are powerful creatures
well, he’s entirely correct, just not in the way that he thinks
Wow, what unexpected and impressive results! Now surely all succdem parties will do what they wanted to do all along and take a sharp turn to the left, right? After all, I’m sure that’s what they wanted to do all along, but had simply been trying to avoid alienating voters by moving to the right.
it should be Gilbert Gottfried, but alas that’s no longer possible, RIP
Shohreh Aghdashloo would be an incredible choice though, I love her voice
huh, it said the same thing about me, in the same mocking tone… interesting
I wonder how the mods get access to our individual thoughts like that, it’s uncanny
shamelessly cribbed from here
infamous chest
lol why are people like this? how do people say this kind of shit with a straight face? this is pathetic
they used to have that in the m&m’s page because the green one was so hot, but then woke ruined it and now anyone can enter the page
As a teacher, I’m keenly aware of the fact that my future is not guaranteed at all. Particularly because I’m a language teacher, which is a field that, at least in my country, is mostly driven by marketing. I’m sure that someone will figure out a way to make an AI English tutor sound like a great, cost-effective idea, and then I’m screwed. I give it about four or five years.
I know that because I used to do plenty of side gigs as a translator as well, and these have simply dried up in the past year and a half or so. Like, literally zero jobs since the dawn of ChatGPT and the like.
I’m glad I used most of that side hustle money to buy myself a whole workshop’s worth of woodworking tools, and my way out will be to make high-end furniture. I still need a couple years to really get good at it, but I reckon it’ll be longer until an AI chatbot can run a piece of wood through a jointer.
just look at her face on that last pic lmao she’s basking in it, as she damn well should
well, I guess he had to drink something before pissing
I may be more lib than you but rest assured that is purely organic and not insidious
banger of a site tagline tbh
in Brazil we have “teu cu” (pronounced kind of like “tayo coo”, but kinda skipping the y sound), which literally means “your butthole”, it’s what you say when somebody says something stupid and you don’t really care enough to respond with any amount of effort
but please, do be careful fucking around with outspoken racist scum like that, pick your battles and stay safe
oops! all cum
lmao I had forgotten that Trump was impeached, not once but twice
what a sick joke of a country, utter clown show
a real human beanis
tell me about it, it’s a tough racket
someone told me the other day that people actually pay you if you put pieces of wood back together in different shapes after you cut them, but that seems like nonsense to me… I’ll have to look into it
the beanis and its friends are simply incapable of stopping their winning streak
also, “pinto” means dick in my language