Queen Elizabeth slut shaming her granddaughter in law:

In the monarch’s view, it was not appropriate for a divorcée getting remarried in church to look quite so flamboyantly virginal

And you can bet the in-game characters look nothing like the box art.

Escape is the first duty of every prisoner.

I guess it could be a riff off the classic sales interview question “sell me this pencil”

You’ve heard of Swiss Army Knife?

German Army Hammer.

Bread doughs are homogeneous unless they have inclusions.

The crust is the exact same stuff, but extra maillard browning reactions. Certainly more tasty compounds, but I have a hard time believing they’re more nutritious.

OP is a dedicated troll

We know the real Carrington event was a much more severe storm because there were reports of the northern lights visible in the tropics.

You can already get a plug in hybrid minivan.

Its so uncool but I love it.

I only buy gas every 3 months.

Texas has a long tradition of pardoning lynch mobs.

AI generated trash

Selling stickers like it’s Facebook in 2007

Convenient for SBF who surely will use this to argue his crimes didn’t hurt anyone.

That’s like telling Madoff’s victims they get paid back in 2024 the amount they invested in the 1990s.

Contrast with when California stole the Bruce family’s land, they had to repay the current value instead of keeping ill-gotten gains.

ALJ is also Administrative Law Judge

Moving the goalposts I see.

It’s like saying we stole your stock, and then it went up, so now we can afford to pay back what your shares used to be worth. No you cannot have the shares back, only their price from when we crashed the crypto market.

Falsifying business records is an actual crime.

Go fast and burn the customers.

Universal suffrage should not be up for debate with the mob.