Do it. It’s one of those things that’s unpleasant but you get to bond with everyone else who’s done it and it’s over quick

It tastes like some kinda fancy herbal liqueur that someone accidentally dumped a bottle of crushed up tylenol into. It’s aggressively bitter. The best description I’ve heard was “Well gin, with a baby asprin wrapped in grapefruit peel and rubber bands”

It’s really hard to explain but as you drink it you kinda start to like it. I was given a shot by a stranger when I first visited Chicago. I wound up moving to Chicago not long after that. I was given more shots at nearby bars as a “Welcome to the neighborhood” kinda thing and I was like “noo no thanks I know this game” and drank them only to be polite.

But before I knew it, I wanted some, so I bought a bottle at the liquor store. Now I legitimately want a shot of it sometimes… over other liquors. I never feel like drinking a shot of any other hard A. When I moved here I only drank beer. Now I only drink beer and the occasional shot of malort.

It’s fun to do a shot of malort with someone you just met. It’s fun to give it to people who aren’t from Chicago. It’s fun to be in Chicago the first time and someone hands you one and says “welcome to Chicago buddy” and you drink it and think “What the fuck? These people are insane”

It’s weird, it’s not for everyone, it’s a little much, it’s unlike anything else, and yet it grows on you really quick. And I think that basically makes it Chicago in liquor form.

Dailly reminder: there are no good printers.

APAB (Yes ALL)

women won’t date me cause I’m ugly and married :\

Not me! I got the bald spot starting at the back turning me into a fucking monk.

I love malort.

This is without a doubt the worst pizza I have ever seen. At first I thought whoever took this picture was too drunk to cook a frozen pizza. Then I saw the comments saying its “ohio valley style” and I thought it was making fun of ohio and I was about say that ohio doesn’t deserve that. But no its real. what the fuck?

did we ever learn of his strange reasons for not wanting to poop?

otterpops, and pink is the best, followed by blue

In my mind a popsicle has a stick and anything thats in a tube like this is an otterpop, even though otterpop is a brand name and ain’t nobody buying the real otterpops.

i can’t suck in my ass though

This looks amazing but how do you eat it?

I live in Logan square so I’m gonna walk up there this weekend I think

I’m on a smallish lemmy instance and I just click “All” and I can see stuff from the bigger ones. Don’t really see what the issue is.

They only got so many shapes of meatloaf to stick on peoples heads give em a break

you’d end up in a boeing plant or something weird like that

I always wanted to float when I lived in renton but the river looks like this.

I’m from the seattle area and this isn’t unheard of there but its really uncommon. A man in monroe washington used an innertube as a getaway after a bank robbery. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Curcio

Theres plenty of rivers but most of them are not suitable for this. The state touches the ocean and is divided east/west by a giant mountain range. The NW peninsula is a giant mountain range. It’s anything but flat there. My last apartment there was about 100 feet from a cliff that fell off into the puget sound.

You’re more likely to get on a boat and paddle around and drink thank just get a river and see where it takes you. I’ve spent many an afternoon drinking beers in a canoe (you can have a fishing pole as cover)

I’m gonna miss /r/buttcoin. It’s a great place to watch crypto bros lose everything. How will I know when cz is arrested?

I have multiple reddit accounts and on one my front page was literally blank so it depends on what subs you look at

I didn’t like Twitter for that reason. Often I’d follow someone because I saw some posts they made about something I’m interested in. Then suddenly they’re flooding my feed with stuff I don’t care about and often being really annoying while they do it.

I rarely find someone who I like all their posts. So it’s like do I just put up with the furry porn retweets because this person is a genius who occasionally posts about really interesting hacks?