BJJ was rough I ran out of steam while there was more fighting to be done. The kanji is just beginning. It’s a good life.

Look at what they have to do to mimic a fraction of our power

Im going to BJJ and then studying kanji.

you’ve done it. You in particular have fucked the economy up!

Look at the way we can fail the economy but the economy can’t fail us. Disgusting!

Are they talking about the $1400 in 2020? Are they insane?

Me when I train a LLM with things that humans have made and done, doing nothing but remixing the training data: “create something novel?” “No.”

I literally practiced all my life trying to be funny now that I think about it. If I wanted to distill it down, I think about a nervous man playing piano on stage. If it helps, imagine his girlfriend walking out of the theater. He sees it and becomes so distraught that he stops playing and gives into his nerves. I aspire to be the person in the audience who shouts “finish the song!” I think there’s a lot of fun to be had in the small details of situations with a really big emotional center. When they’re talking about that time their girlfriend walked out of their piano performance, you can ask what song they were playing. Then, upon consideration of the song, go “yeah, I would have walked out too, yawn.”

Stavvy, the loser from cumtown, does a masterful job of teasing out small details from audience members to get them to paint a picture of what’s going on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hst2nYhedcY

Biden has a stroke on stage, the crowd can’t contain their giggles, and then America wakes up and goes “what the fuck are we doing here, man?”

Closing down hexbear for a scheduled downtime isn’t okay

I totally realize most people are going to agree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing the website for a scheduled maintenance wasn’t a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this website is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support with warning is not okay.

You can say I’m being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love pop girlies and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this website is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn’t a good feeling to find this website closed for the sake of upgrades. Maybe that’s laughable or pathetic. But for me, it’s true.

It’s like drunk Americans waging war on America’s children. It’s a distinctly different war than America’s children’s war on America’s children and America’s war on black children. But it’s a 1/10 kind of war.

Honestly, I stay in the office hiding under a table in the break room because wife bad . I suppose you don’t have to stay in office, but if you want, I could use some help trying to research why my rival, Johnathon China, has such an easier time influencing the posters than we do.

woah woah woah woah, don’t get too far ahead of yourself. Maybe try some chess puzzles or study some kanji or something.

where were you when hexboar dies?

i was sat at library lifting marx books when call ring

“hexboar is kill”

“no”

The bonus beanis level is going to be lit

DAMMIT! FUCK! I’m keeping my post up anyway

Closing down hexbear for a scheduled downtime isn’t okay

I totally realize most people are going to agree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing the website for a scheduled maintenance wasn’t a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this website is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support with warning is not okay.

You can say I’m being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love pop girlies and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this website is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn’t a good feeling to find this website closed for the sake of upgrades. Maybe that’s laughable or pathetic. But for me, it’s true.

You ever see videos of people driving in south east Asia (Thailand, Vietnam, etc.)? My friend told me a story about riding on the back of a motorbike without a helmet. I am simply unable to drive in a place like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZupwFOhjl4

if you suggested a car insurance ad instead you’d be hired as a marketing expert

isn’t it fucking crazy that this is the compromise? This is what they feel will shift the sentiment about giving billions to Israel. He’ll say some shit like this and suddenly he’s “considering both points of view on the war in Gaza.” We are so deep down the rabbit hole, comrades. What series of barbaric choices had to be made before that child was even in danger? This shit is revolting. I need another break from the Internet.