Ah, I’ve hit on the strategy!

At the final hour the Supreme Court will declare every woman’s vote to be invalid, throwing all results into chaos as they declare all liberals to be secret women. 100% Republican House and Senate.

And the reason I’m confident this is true is that they can never resist saying the quiet part out loud.

Solipsism.

I used to use my aeropress in the office and would bring grounds with me. The coffee maker had a hot water dispenser so that was handy.

Now I work from home.

Seek therapy.

“…that and a pair of needles.”

Granted I’ve never been injured, but I’ve gotten small pieces of bone shards several times throughout my life from shredded chicken type stuff.

I dunno if they refused to pay medical bills because that’d be fucked.

But if you kill a creature, cook and debone it, yeah, occasionally a bit of bone will make it through.

You can still call it boneless, because you knew you were buying meat from a creature that normally has bones and an effort has been made to remove said bones.

I hate to say I side with the Ohio Supreme Court but I think I do.

I couldn’t resist. This is from the video game episode of Community, where a legal contract being presented on the fly is actually the text of the 3/5ths compromise.

Now I want them to play the first couple on SNL.

I’m sure Emhoff would be flattered to be so young.

It brings out a whole new world of flavor. Truly surprising. Just toss with a little olive oil and bake at 450 degrees for 15 minutes or so.

Try roasting the broccoli first, assuming you don’t already.

Just because it was already in my clipboard from having sent it to my wife.

You just made me double check for a typo! Heh.

It’s deeper and more dangerous than that.

The childless cat ladies are now the ‘others’, outsiders to the in group and free to be attacked.

To the right wing if you are a woman who isn’t ‘breedable’ then you’re in league with the enemy.

That means disabled, gay, asexual, mentally unbalanced, liberal, and thoroughly un-American.

You know… fascism.

Maybe ask the guy sitting next to him who looked pissed off rather than the guy trying to cover his ass after the party was instructed to tone down the racism?

Yes. That’s why he’s being glared at.

Not presidential. Glad it wasn’t him.

He looks nothing like a young Bob Dylan. Sounds close.

I’m not the target audience though. Bob has always disappointed me.

It used to be that a blind trust was deemed acceptable, so what changed? Are they not as blind as advertised?

One could make a good argument that their money should be invested in bonds.

That’s just off the top of my head though, I’m not a finance guy.

I actually love Smarties, but in ice cream? Noooo.