PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 1 month agoPlayer: "You're inspiring me to be even more of an asshole, and I respect that."plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up131
arrow-up131message-squarePlayer: "You're inspiring me to be even more of an asshole, and I respect that."plus-squarePM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
makeshiftreaper@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 month agoMe: I can't believe you stopped me from defenestrating that guy! Do you know how often you get a chance to defenestrate someone?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up134
arrow-up134message-squareMe: I can't believe you stopped me from defenestrating that guy! Do you know how often you get a chance to defenestrate someone?plus-squaremakeshiftreaper@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 month agomessage-square5fedilink
PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 1 month agoPlayer 1: "You really worked hard for that evil alignment, didn't you?"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up116
arrow-up116message-squarePlayer 1: "You really worked hard for that evil alignment, didn't you?"plus-squarePM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 months ago"I can't help with the murder right now; I'm too busy trying to induce a permanent psychoaffective disorder."message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up118
arrow-up118message-square"I can't help with the murder right now; I'm too busy trying to induce a permanent psychoaffective disorder."PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
voik@ttrpg.networkEnglish · 2 months agoCleric: "Have you tried burning down the forest?"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up119
arrow-up119message-squareCleric: "Have you tried burning down the forest?"plus-squarevoik@ttrpg.networkEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square1fedilink
The Giant Korean@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago"You return from behind the tent, nude. Elyse the Erinyes returns from behind the tent wearing your clothing. The ogre returns from behind the tent wearing her clothing."message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up130
arrow-up130message-square"You return from behind the tent, nude. Elyse the Erinyes returns from behind the tent wearing your clothing. The ogre returns from behind the tent wearing her clothing."The Giant Korean@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square1fedilink
Stamets@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-22 months ago"Alright, you're right. It's cursed" and other quotes from Tuesdays in Xetrinplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up112
arrow-up112message-square"Alright, you're right. It's cursed" and other quotes from Tuesdays in Xetrinplus-squareStamets@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-22 months agomessage-square0fedilink
PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · edit-27 months agoPlayer: "I'd like to cast mother I'd like to fuck's acid arrow."plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up16
arrow-up16message-squarePlayer: "I'd like to cast mother I'd like to fuck's acid arrow."plus-squarePM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · edit-27 months agomessage-square1fedilink
PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 8 months agoPlayer: "If you put goat cheese on my burger, I'm bending over and calling you daddy."message-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up112
arrow-up112message-squarePlayer: "If you put goat cheese on my burger, I'm bending over and calling you daddy."PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square5fedilink
PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 8 months agoPlayer: "It makes me like Spider-Man, but with fewer teenage ejaculation metaphors."message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up120
arrow-up120message-squarePlayer: "It makes me like Spider-Man, but with fewer teenage ejaculation metaphors."PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square0fedilink
megane-kun@lemm.eeEnglish · 9 months ago“Out of respect for them, I'll attempt to cremate their remains using that large oven there. I'll also throw in some herbs to try to mask the stench.” message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-square“Out of respect for them, I'll attempt to cremate their remains using that large oven there. I'll also throw in some herbs to try to mask the stench.” megane-kun@lemm.eeEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0fedilink
PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 9 months agoPlayer: "I accidentally misgendered my own asscheek tonight. I will not be taking questions."message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up132
arrow-up132message-squarePlayer: "I accidentally misgendered my own asscheek tonight. I will not be taking questions."PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square1fedilink
FelixMortane@lemmy.caEnglish · 9 months agoPlayer : If I was to be turned into a tree, I would would to be a birch tree. The sexist of treesmessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up126
arrow-up126message-squarePlayer : If I was to be turned into a tree, I would would to be a birch tree. The sexist of treesFelixMortane@lemmy.caEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square3fedilink
FelixMortane@lemmy.caEnglish · 9 months agoPlayer : Foreskin is an emotional statement.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up113
arrow-up113message-squarePlayer : Foreskin is an emotional statement.plus-squareFelixMortane@lemmy.caEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square2fedilink
jedibob5@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agoEh, worst case scenario, you destroy one, maybe two sacred texts. No big deal.message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up118
arrow-up118message-squareEh, worst case scenario, you destroy one, maybe two sacred texts. No big deal.jedibob5@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square1fedilink
ChemicalPilgrim@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agoPlayer: "Ok now that he's on the ground, I want to kick him."plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up125
arrow-up125message-squarePlayer: "Ok now that he's on the ground, I want to kick him."plus-squareChemicalPilgrim@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square2fedilink
PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 9 months agoPlayer: "This potion tastes like NyQuil? I fucking love NyQuil."plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up126
arrow-up126message-squarePlayer: "This potion tastes like NyQuil? I fucking love NyQuil."plus-squarePM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0fedilink
megane-kun@lemm.eeEnglish · 9 months ago"Can I process this into white crystalline powder and pack them into small sachets?"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up127
arrow-up127message-square"Can I process this into white crystalline powder and pack them into small sachets?"plus-squaremegane-kun@lemm.eeEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0fedilink
PoastRotato@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago"Let's not sugarcoat it: I'm a racist"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up128
arrow-up128message-square"Let's not sugarcoat it: I'm a racist"plus-squarePoastRotato@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Pronell@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-29 months ago"I can't believe I didn't get to poison anyone last night."plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up120
arrow-up120message-square"I can't believe I didn't get to poison anyone last night."plus-squarePronell@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-29 months agomessage-square0fedilink