We’ve got to move these microwave ovens. We’ve got to move these colour TVs.

Fake Tax Office

The meaning of “siege” has gone from sitting outside a castle or town until everyone starves to just about any kind of military action involving a building. Probably partly because the Iran embassy Siege off the 80s was endlessly represented on TV by footage of the SAS breaking the siege by abseiling through the windows.

The mid-gen console will be called Xbox 360 Series Two.

#thatsthejoke

That’s a pretty sad looking roast. Only two veg and no gravy.

Where’s bitter?

I genuinely got separation anxiety after taking my last CRT to the tip.

End of.

I’ve still got magazine covers in storage from the time they all started using the coloured gels.

They’re gathering them all in one place for a mass layoff.

Nope nope nope

“I haven’t stopped thinking about this since”

Yep, bloke’s not even vaguely straining to hang off anything.

Whenever I hear her stuff I think “this is definitely some of the music that has ever been made”.

Seen some pretty bunk top sci-fi lists lately while looking for new stuff. I figure the ad-bait sites have binned their low-pay intern writers for ChatGPT.

Frankenstein is a much better synopsis than it is a novel.

Removed by mod

Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of mankind, lived an ancient race of people - the Druids.

I started to drift away when they introduced super-rates - even though technically there were always rare that were harder to get. Didn’t take long for their power level to creep up beyond regular rares, so you had to have them.

Are neds wearing life jackets now because of all the flooding, or is it a life choice?