*20 years of being an idiot and not using an adblocker.

We have frozen vegan “shapable mince” from several brands in almost all stores here in Sweden, usually 1kg (36oz) for about $8. I always have it at home, thaws quickly and has better texture than anything else I’ve bought (like dried TVP) or made myself (spent years trying and creating different recipes). I must have tried over 10 different brands by now and know which ones work best for whatever I’m making.
The most common is soy-based but I mostly get ones from pea or bean protein, fewer people in my life have sensitivity towards those.
I’ve had several meat eaters drop their doubtfulness of how good vegan mince can be by making them everything from classic Swedish meatballs to cevapcici, meatloaf, burgers, kebab skewers etc (only mentioned “shaped mince” stuff here because of the post).

There are few things I love more than blowing the minds of people who are sceptical towards vegan food.

Later that night:

The sex scene is gonna be wild!

“minites”

Onani in Swedish, which this image is from.

Harambees

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Quick cutout if anyone wants, not perfect but good enough when scaled down as an icon:

Get butter bugged!

Because for many (including me) it’s by far the best one. I get a system-wide adblocker and vpn on my phone and computer with really good apps. Nothing else has been both so good and easy so I’m more than happy to pay for it, it’s also only $30 per year. I really like their telegram group too, they post news and articles both from them and others about anything related to privacy and so on. They recently wrote about Microsofts addition of ads in Windows and released an update that disabled those.

Fertility rates aren’t the same as people choosing something… How the fuck do you not understand this? I really hope this was a shitty troll attempt because the level of idiocy required for your comment shouldn’t be possible.

Seriously? He was masturbating to gay porn, did they hack his brain too? And why would the so called hacker just put gay porn on? You easily could do so much worse (for him, nothing wrong with gay porn), and also steal and leak any info on the computer.

Do you not realise you’re making stuff up in a try to defend a nazi? Get fucked, you’re a dumb and shitty person.

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Really? Never heard about her before this and it took like 10 seconds to find all her onlyfans stuff (without paying etc). It’s literally just searching “name OF leak” and check the results. I don’t understand how anyone would fail at this, it’s so obvious and simple even a tech-illiterate grandma should have no problem figuring it out.

He doesn’t like negative attention and is too dumb to realise that was the only thing that would happen by buying such an obvious “I’m dumb and a dickhead” statement piece.

What does “asg” mean, that’s on Sweden? I’m a swede and never seen that.

Edit: I looked it up and didn’t find anything at first but did after a couple of different searches. Apparently it’s an abbreviation of “asgarvar” (basically just means laughing your ass off). But neither the word or the abbreviation is common at all. We use “haha” or “lol”.
This just makes me believe more of the map is not correct.

The word for marriage and poison is the same: “gift” (pronounced with a short j sound, like “jet”)

The word for strawberries is “jordgubbar”, which directly translates to “dirt old men”. “Jord” means dirt or the earth, and “gubbar” means old men.

Cockroach is “kackerlacka” which directly translates to “poop varnish” or “poop leak” (“kacka” is an old word for poop that’s not used much anymore other than for this word, and “lacka” has several definitions).

The word for a kiss is “puss”, and the word “Kiss” means pee. Some other words that sound weird/wrong and their definition:

Kock, means a chef.
Fart, means speed.
Prick, means dot.
Bra, means good.
Sex, means both sex and six.

And some weird and funny commonly used expressions:

“Glida in på en räkmacka” - To slide in on a shrimp sandwich. Is said when you’re lucky or things are going well.

“Smaken är som baken: delad” - Taste is like the bum: split. Just means we all have different tastes in things and that’s okay.

“Nu ska det bli andra bullar” - Now there will be other buns (buns like in cinnamon buns). Basically means that from now on there will be new, more strict rules and routines.

I could list many more but gotta head to bed. I can add more tomorrow if you want!

Being named Korn is way less cringe than Kora so they did a good thing.

Congratulations, you successfully showed everyone you are unable to comprehend things most middle school children understand and also failed at basic grammar while doing so. Well done!