Most gargantuan businesses own the property. Following that, if wfh becomes ubiquitous, their property is devalued and their investment is worth less or worthless. Doesn’t matter whether this would improve the bottom line in a year or two, the next three quarters is everything. Growing the business is irrelevant if you are replaced or fired for your foresight.
That clown’s always been a fan of random outbursts.
Vocally? Looking for membership. Apparently? Looking to be annoying.
URL’s banned after they spammed all of Lemmy for 3 days.
I was going for agonizing rather than confusing, so I went wrong with my first line. It’s rarely the audience’s fault that a joke doesn’t land.
Methinks the computer protests too much. How’d conservatives make a gay chat bot?
I’m joking about how overly verbose they were in speaking about a retweet from a doofus billionaire. In attempting to offer gravitas, they simply seemed timidly giddy.
What a ridiculous bulletin.
“Excuse me, I’d like to inform you, with your permission of course, that, and I will stress that this is an interpersonal transfer of information between you and I that is entirely within your purview to block or disregard, a tweet, which is to say a post on x (.) (dot) com, a website only recently renamed so from its previous moniker “twitter,” which explains the origin of the nomenclature of its posts, “tweets” in case can’t recall, mentioned a biographical film titled who is Bobby Kennedy.”
Thank you for reading the Kentucky bacon. Your information has been logged.”
Slim shady sitting in the trailer like
Same, people might get the wrong idea.
And I’m not saying you’re wrong to eat it that way, I’m just attacking your moral fiber as a filthy non-nut-butter enthusiast or former poor youth. Anti-purism sickens me. You’re taking this way too seriously. Lol
They overwhelmingly eat it as a poverty food or pseudo-dessert. In either case, just sugar peanut butter is superior.
I’ve separately eaten both skippy and pbj before, otherwise I wouldn’t be able to hold the opinion that this is wasted effort. Skippy’s packed with enough sugar to suffice as a fat/protein/carb macro dump.
You feel like you’re being followed when in dim light, but believe that complete darkness affects your pursuer more than it does you. Enjoy the time cost of compulsive light bulb replacement or choose neglect and stubbed toes. Have fun choosing your dining experiences based on lumens.
Try on a couple to see how they fit. Give yourself little delusions. As a treat!
That you’re doing a good job at work and people don’t disparage you when you leave the room. That one keeps me sane, it’s a load bearing delusion.
Joking aside, a simple feeling of control in situations you have little control over and the capacity to influence luck are both incredibly common and do little to no harm.
Delusions are among my favorite aspects of humanity! Everyone has some, they’re universal. Some are just far crazier than others. In this person’s case, they’ve been group mentality’d into a health cult out of either fear, insecurity, or a superiority complex. Delusions are so fun.
“Best” case scenario, Pelosi is gone and someone takes her place. Killing politicians does little other than destabilize politics with the subsequent chest pounding and paranoia. Donors decide on policies, not politicians. By and large, there’s no point in killing politicians.
Probably an unpopular opinion but jam/jelly seem unnecessary if you’re using a high sugar peanut butter like skippy.
8 gs is enough to cause most to pass out. 40 gs is usually going to cause permanent injury. Accelerating on a ramp at less than 40 gs would take a while if you want to reach escape velocity which is like Mach 25. Just mental mathing poorly, it’d be like a mile or two of railgun. Iunno, someone sober do the math.