i didn’t vote on no speed limit

Other people: this isn’t like a brain in a jar

Me, built different: i disagree

Oh, sure, go down right when my lunch break starts 🙄

dude that’d be fucked like what kidn of business plan would you even need, like what you’re gonna row out into a storm to demand payment from every ship nearby

saltwater-air

freshwater island

Having to take a fucking boat to get groceries

what if you couold grow your own food tho

do anything

?? this is hexbear none of us ever do anything

why’s there a sideways italian flag in the middle

garfield??

he spread, he spread, the Delaware

he’s coming

he’s coming

he’s coming

six foot twenty fuckin’ killin’ for fun

i am pretty sure that there are significant statistical impacts on dating success esp. for online dating for men of certain heights

I don’t care though bc I’m 5’11 and Built Different

literally just google “wikipedia tamari”

Yeah let’s destabilize A NUCLEAR POWER because those extremists won’t ever HAVE THOSE NUKES AFTERWARDS good thinking conrad

I wonder if the internet existed in 1880 if we’d have seen meme development leading to Skibidi Hitler

Oh buddy oh boyo no don’t you criticize the media no sirree or else you’ll look like a Trump supporter dontcha know

I don’t think even nuclear war or a meteor strike will fully wipe out humanity at this point.

Even Threads, as depressing as it is, doesn’t show humanity completely destroyed by global nuclear war. Just reduced to a level of base violence and brutality and misery that most of us would wish we were dead

they have to keep paying a mortgage on a lot in uninhabitable wasteland.

What if they just stop paying, the bank is just gonna repossess the lot in the uninhabitable wasteland

okay I’m watching this guy use 30% of an onion to turn it into rhombus shaped cuts, like, okay now I know how to cut this shape from an onion, but, my god the bourgeois decadence.

this poor man seems to have done every video in three different languages in separate recordings and still has so few views

omg i just stumbled on some master chef’s youtube videos where he details what seems to be an endless number of arcane techniques and they only have views in the low hundreds, I feel like I’ve just found some sort of tap of secret knowledge

Mr. Beast … trying to defend her,

well damn even the worst people still sometimes do good