The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to White People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 8 days agoConstantly. Or "oh, I thought I told you already."lemmy.worldimagemessage-square80fedilinkarrow-up1882
arrow-up1882imageConstantly. Or "oh, I thought I told you already."lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to White People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 8 days agomessage-square80fedilink
minus-squareSharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up103·8 days agoHere’s my sister giving me some serious news about a family member.
minus-squaredejected_warp_core@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·7 days ago Yes I’m dead. How is anyone this bad at delivering crucial information?
minus-square0ops@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 days agoKill the other Paul. There! No more confusion King Solomon
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up52·8 days agoI can feel the frustration through the image. Hope Paul’s doing ok, once you figure out which one.
minus-squareSharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up39·8 days agoHe’s doing better now, thanks! But my dear sister is still the same, unfortunately.
minus-squaresome_designer_dude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·7 days agoI am experiencing the same frustration while you reply but still haven’t told us which Paul
minus-squarebleistift2@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoIt’s obvious from this exchange: WHICH PAUL U FUCK Mom’s brother??? Or Jeanie’s husband??? Yes The sister (grey) was clearly responding to “Mom’s brother???”, but just as she hit “send”, teal asked “Or Jeanie’s husband???”. People who give both options in an obvious one-or-the-other question deserve to receive “Yes” as a response. Also, what is “Jsuk”?
minus-squareWinged_Hussar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·8 days agoOmg, thank you for sharing.
minus-squareSharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·7 days agoI hope my pain brought people joy.
minus-squareSharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·8 days agoI was about to go over there and give her a medical emergency.
minus-squarecmbabul@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·8 days agoI’m definitely telling my brother I’ll hit him with my car next time he’s difficult
minus-squareSharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·8 days agoWield it like a baseball bat. That’ll teach him!
minus-squaremindbleach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·7 days agoYou shouldn’t ask both sides of a yes-or-no question. Especially to a moron.
minus-squareSharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 days agoIt wasn’t even a yes-or-no question!!! “Was it this guy? Or the other guy?” = “Yes”
minus-squaremindbleach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-27 days agoThat’s two separate yes-or-no questions. “Was it this guy?” “Ye-” “Or the other guy?” “Yes.”
minus-squareSharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 days agoAll she had to do was specify between the two. She did not. I had to get the info from someone else. But then again, I’m probably the fool for assuming her common sense is at least baseline.
minus-squarederpgon@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·7 days agoMaybe she was the one having a stroke lol
Here’s my sister giving me some serious news about a family member.
I’m dead. How is anyone this bad at delivering crucial information?
They both had a stroke.
Kill the other Paul. There! No more confusion
I can feel the frustration through the image. Hope Paul’s doing ok, once you figure out which one.
He’s doing better now, thanks!
But my dear sister is still the same, unfortunately.
I am experiencing the same frustration while you reply but still haven’t told us which Paul
It’s obvious from this exchange:
The sister (grey) was clearly responding to “Mom’s brother???”, but just as she hit “send”, teal asked “Or Jeanie’s husband???”.
People who give both options in an obvious one-or-the-other question deserve to receive “Yes” as a response.
Also, what is “Jsuk”?
Yes.
Omg, thank you for sharing.
I hope my pain brought people joy.
That’s a hilarious exchange 🤣
I was about to go over there and give her a medical emergency.
I’m definitely telling my brother I’ll hit him with my car next time he’s difficult
Wield it like a baseball bat. That’ll teach him!
You shouldn’t ask both sides of a yes-or-no question. Especially to a moron.
It wasn’t even a yes-or-no question!!!
“Was it this guy? Or the other guy?” = “Yes”
That’s two separate yes-or-no questions.
“Was it this guy?”
“Ye-”
“Or the other guy?”
“Yes.”
All she had to do was specify between the two. She did not. I had to get the info from someone else.
But then again, I’m probably the fool for assuming her common sense is at least baseline.
It was Paul!
Y’all testin’ me.
Maybe she was the one having a stroke lol