• hrd 2 seee wht im typin with mask on, but everybody fartin. #RealGasAttack
    • big charge tomorrow. no thanks. gonna bayonet my hand lol. 23skidoo
    • what if instead of No Man’s Land, it was All Man’s Land and it was just for the fellas.
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    If the last few months are any indication, the tweets would be soldiers proudly posting their war crimes.

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    Just got to France, a German called my shotgun a war crime before I blasted him with it lmao.

    “Tanks” aren’t real, they’re just English propaganda. If you see a so-called “tank” just shoot it because it’s made of wood.

    fuck the tsar for sending me into this shit we oughta do something about him frfr

    FACT if the English landed at Gallipoli they could capture the beaches in one day and be in Constantinople in one more day.

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    Gavrilo Princip did nothing wrong. If the Archduke and his wife didn’t want to be assassinated they could have just not perpetuated their colonial monarchy.

    Just another Italian anarchokiddie wannabe supporting terrorism. Why am I not surprised? 👑🇲🇨

    😂😂😂 Of course it’s all weird monarchists from Monaco jumping in the replies!

    LOL! You’re not even a realy country Monaco, no wonder you have to lick the boots of other mutant royals. We all know what a Prince Albert is #bellend

    Does anyone seriously believe some kid nobody got Franz? 😂 Clearly an Austrian inside job given the way they treated Sophie Chotek.

    ⬆️This guy gets it. Couldn’t risk the bloodline with a ‘trashy strumpet’ 🙄 I read they tried to crash the couple’s carraige when they were in Paris too. Well sus. #stillaqueen

    You lot can’t be serious!? Since when was Twitter full of Black Hand misinformation agents? Really earning you #DirtyDinars I see

    As if they’d have to pay me. Also they only just introduced Dinar notes dipshit. ✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿

    DON’T WE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT RIGHT NOW THAN THIS HISTORY BS! #incoming #diginandhelpout

    ‘This history BS’ when talking about the last year or so. Typical Western European lib 🙄

    I’M NOT A LIB! THE LIBERAL PARTY IS TO BLAME! If idiots in Berwick-on-Tweed didn’t keep electing Edward Grey maybe this could have been avoided. 😤

    Claims not to be a lib. Also claims the July Crisis would have gone differently if Anglos had just voted for a different lib foreign secretary. 😂 #itsnotaboutyou

    WHO CARES!? You’re the ones debating history while ACTUAL FUCKING ARTILLARY IS GETIING CLOSER! No wonder this is a meat grinder when all you want to do is argue instead of fight.

    Some of us have already been fighting lib. Difference is we smashed the royal occupiers instead of sitting in a hole taking orders from them #trueheroism ✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿

    I’m just a poor widow in Ypres trying to meet people to help rebuild my farmstead. Love foreign men! Petticoat pics in bio. 💃💃💃

    Why don’t you show us how it’s done anglo? You go over the top while we ‘just debate’ 🇬🇧 😮💥Lol!

    Promoted: 22 Tips To Fix Your Boots! read this and you’ll never have to try and find ones that fit from fallen comrades again! #trenchfoot #supplies #DIY

    So apparently the Krauts are using gas now!?! Fucking scary #evil

    🙄 Isn’t this war bad enough without having to make shit up? What’s the point of spreading conspiracies and misinformation?

    🇩🇪 Haha, keep believing that. #GasGoPsssssht

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      Misread this as “hun” referring to the way MLM-moms* refer to each other on Facebook groups. I always suspected doTERRA oils were chemical warfare, but this brought a new meaning to it for sure.

      *Ironically, people might read this as “Marxist Leninist Maoist” Moms

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    Officer’s ordering us to charge a bunch of machine guns on the other side of eight rows of barbed wire in no man’s land; if we refuse we’ll be executed 😅

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    “My phone screen is strong as hell and the shell is waterproof af, I’m waist deep in shitmud and it’s been raining for 9 days straight and I can still bang off a tweet!”

    “I’m getting cell service on a Caparthian Mountain pass? Tight. I’d rather have shoes made of not cardboard and my friends dragged off by wolves during the night, but I can still bang off a tweet!”

    “I’m going to get out of this fucking train and carry the artillery to the front line. Hey, geniuses, how about a standard rail guage?”

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    came up with a couple history teachers I know, honestly thought the premise was fine. the goal is getting students to empathize or put themselves in the shoes of the speaker regardless of the communication medium

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      Guy with pfp of a dog wearing a British officer’s uniform: “and they say Britain’s lost her moxy, this’ll show Fritz why we don’t have nationalised education, tallyho!” [Video of a 15 year old German conscript having his brains blown out by a Lewis machine gun]

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    A remake of Dangerous Minds where instead a teacher with off the wall ideas has at risk kids make ten tiktok dances to convey the sacking of Rome by the Holy Roman Empire.

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      Having coffee with my wifes boyfriend

      Wait so neither of you are in the trenches? This is just a based polycule lmao