Just got to France, a German called my shotgun a war crime before I blasted him with it lmao.

“Tanks” aren’t real, they’re just English propaganda. If you see a so-called “tank” just shoot it because it’s made of wood.

fuck the tsar for sending me into this shit we oughta do something about him frfr

FACT if the English landed at Gallipoli they could capture the beaches in one day and be in Constantinople in one more day.