$100 Description 20 chairs for sale.There are holes in the middle of each of them because of personal project.Can use for refurbishing or anything you like.$100 OBO **PLEASE STOP INBOXING ME ASKING WHAT THE PERSONAL PROJECT IS! THATS WEIRD!

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        10 months ago

        maybe just clearing the way for farts so the cushion doesn’t absorb them

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          10 months ago

          The project could be “hottest/most destructive fart”. If it is, I would like to see the white paper.

          Edit: my thinking being that the chairs would be a fairly consistent medium to test against

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            10 months ago

            I would like to believe this, but it looks like there’s a lack of singe marks.

        • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.uk
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          It would help prevent the muffling effect you get from a cushion. If you were really feeling creative you could attach some kind of trumpet to the hole.

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            10 months ago

            or possibly a metal bowl for a premium echo

            • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.uk
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              10 months ago

              Or an elaborate series of pipes.

              I can see how experimentation like this could easily lead to 20 chairs with holes in them. Now I just want to know if he found the perfect addition - perhaps a tuba or an Alpine.horn or a vuvuzela.

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                10 months ago

                finally put it all together, they’re trying to recreate this for less flexible people

                • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.uk
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                  10 months ago

                  Ah ha, it’s silly to expect people to bend in half to.hold the bum trumpets, far better to cut a hole in a chair and fix the trumpet to the underside (but not the bottom - jumbling up.your terms could be a dis-arse-ter).

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                    10 months ago

                    Good work, everyone, we figured it out, job well done.

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                10 months ago

                why choose? just have a whole brass section

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      For those occasions when you need a group of 20 people to use them all at once?