The country enacted one of the world's harshest anti-LGBTQ laws in May, prescribing life in prison for same-sex intercourse and the death penalty in certain cases.
My daughter has sent me probably a dozen dick pics. She includes a name, a phone #, included an address once… What she expects when she does this is that I make a phone call and show some very fucking loud and unpleasant (and incidentally not gay, in context…) attention to the owner of said penis. I oblige because Im her dad, it’s my fucking job.
She ain’t trying to trigger my homophobia, because there isn’t any (“maybe it’s telling” is a swing and a miss, try that shit on a republican bud, it’ll probably work better), she does that because she gets very offended by penises, because she’s gay (and in no fucking way is that any sort of political point, she’s my daughter, the gay part is just how she happens to be, I try not to mention that shit because of how people twist shit up… don’t be an asshole…).
You’ve got this shit all jacked the fuck up thinking I’m implying some shit that simply isn’t there… I dont fucking care about who’s gay and who ain’t… just really don’t give a shit… it’s not an insult, it’s not some weird shit or bad, or good for that matter… it’s just a thing people are. Stop fucking assuming so much shit for fucks sake…
(I’d clean this up post normally, but fuck it, it works for me, no hostility intended, just retired army without adding the fucking filter… apologies if you got the lingo filter turned on lol)
MY point is, that it’s sickening that your first thought about penis is the HIGHLY unlikely situation of having it wagged at your daughter.
“Who gives a shit what somebody is doing with their penis?”
“I DO I DO I DO HOOBOY SOMEBODYS GONNA SHOW MY DAUGHTER THEIR COCK I CANT FUCKING WAIT”
Gross, and I’m starting to wonder if it’s a bit telling 🤔
My daughter has sent me probably a dozen dick pics. She includes a name, a phone #, included an address once… What she expects when she does this is that I make a phone call and show some very fucking loud and unpleasant (and incidentally not gay, in context…) attention to the owner of said penis. I oblige because Im her dad, it’s my fucking job.
She ain’t trying to trigger my homophobia, because there isn’t any (“maybe it’s telling” is a swing and a miss, try that shit on a republican bud, it’ll probably work better), she does that because she gets very offended by penises, because she’s gay (and in no fucking way is that any sort of political point, she’s my daughter, the gay part is just how she happens to be, I try not to mention that shit because of how people twist shit up… don’t be an asshole…).
You’ve got this shit all jacked the fuck up thinking I’m implying some shit that simply isn’t there… I dont fucking care about who’s gay and who ain’t… just really don’t give a shit… it’s not an insult, it’s not some weird shit or bad, or good for that matter… it’s just a thing people are. Stop fucking assuming so much shit for fucks sake…
(I’d clean this up post normally, but fuck it, it works for me, no hostility intended, just retired army without adding the fucking filter… apologies if you got the lingo filter turned on lol)