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Cake day: July 11th, 2023

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  • IMO it went down like this

    Mo1: hey boss those fucking orcs want us to turn these plugins off what should we do?

    BossMo1: shit fuck those guys… wait I cant make this call, lawyers would probably need to be involved. Damn my boss is on vacation with that hot lady of his. Its probably 2AM where they are… OK I got it! We disable that shit for a few days get everyone all excited. Get lots of free publicity. Get Putin jacking off and then right as he is about to cum, we turn it back on and get everyone in the world to laugh at them.

    Mo1: thats fucking genius!

    BossMo1: One day kid, this will all be yours!


  • They’re a punk band so that’s kinda the point but when you have heard it a few times it’s more clear

    It’s a funny and smart song. Here’s the lyrics

    They know the different breeds Of all their favorite steeds Breyers on their desks Long hair and long necks

    Horse girls, horse girls They live in a different world They know the different breeds Of all their favorite steeds Breyers on their desks Long hair and long necks

    No time for girls or boys Horses their only joy Work stables for the rides Makes them feel so alive

    Horse girls, horse girls They live in a different world No time for girls or boys Horses their only joy Work stables for the rides Makes them feel so alive

    Complete collection Of all things equestrian There’s ponies, colts, and foals Horses are in their souls

    Horse girls, horse girls They live in a different world Complete collection Of all things equestrian There’s ponies, colts, and foals Horses are in their souls___





  • I remember the FUD that was spread when Colorado and Washington State legalized. None of it happened. A local TV News crew created an exercise where they would make different levels of cannabis user drive a course while traffic cops would evaluate their abilities to operate a motor vehicle.

    Every driver considered themselves to stoned to drive safely even though the cops said they didn’t drive like it. The Stoner girl said she was way to high to drive and wouldn’t even try in real life but she passed the tests.

    And the smell thing… Pioneer Square in Seattle has a smell to it, if it hasn’t rained in a while. Lots of pissing in the alley type behavior. I worked for a hospital that ran a clinic there. Usually the area stinks.

    A long comes accessable cannabis for all. IDK if you don’t like the smell of pot smoking.

    It’s by far better than the smell of piss.