one thing that really fucks me up about fishing today is that fish were much larger (and older) back in the day. even shellfish were big as fuck; oysters were the size of steaks. and these days the fish are so much smaller, even the Tuna. it takes a long long time to grow a 1400lb Tuna…
cw: seafood for links in this post
yea i don’t think i’d ever try the 2x (or 3x god forbid) because the regular one (or the other flavors like quattro cheese or carbonara) are spicy af i wouldn’t be surprised if ‘experts’ told me i shold wear special gloves when preparing the 3x one because i could blind myself if i rubbed my eye wrong
only accessible to American people with impaired sight
damn usa really loves to mean test everything
omg joe frenchmiddlename corncob butass hugged his (alleged) son who is a FELON and also maybe didnt’ fill out paperwork correctly! press like if ur a real patriot who smokes crack every 20 minutes (the objective correct amount of time between crack smoking sessions)
edit: i’ve edited this like 7 times just adding more unhinged shit don’t mind me who knows whats real anymore
ye idk why i took an obvious joke comment and went 
about it lmao all good though nako
maybe not sell alarm clocks but absolutely structure and control behavior, that shit goes waaaaaaay back though
The other worse noise in the world is the near constant droning from 8am-8pm in suburban areas of lawnmowers/leaf blowers/edgers/etc. Everyone individually mowing their individual lawns with their individual lawnmowers on their individual schedules. Lawns are the stupidest fucking things on earth. Insane waste of resources and a huge source of annoyance for literally everyone who has to exist around them
every week my complex does their landscaping starting at like 7-8am (no noise ordinance against that apparently!) and then the neighboring complex does it the next day. definitely love to not be able to sleep with the windows open when the weather is nice.
lmao at the big guy mocking her
edit: guy at the end “i’m protecting her” bruh she was antagonizing them screeching in their faces, just complete denial of reality
literally me after “a few beers”
ok i won’t
it’s like when horizon forbidden west came out and aloy had peach fuzz and some 
was like “oh why does she have a beard?” and some savage in the replies is like “how to tell you’ve never been close to a woman” burnt liek the heat of the fucking sun
i wanna try wretch for my next playthrough! looks very fluid now but was very intimidating when i was first looking at classes.
Oh so that’s why that one conventionally attractive person was all over the front page of Reddit yesterday…
I have an issue with people making money
“And there’s still five more months of this, for Christ’s sake.”
god he’s just like me
100% it’s the same shit with forests you gotta give things fucking time to grow