“Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-it”

• Clay Davis

Parents: “son its ok if you’re gay, we know its hard being different in a small town like this but youre still our child and we will always love you no matter what”

Me: “mom, dad, i’m not gay.”

Mom: “really? you sure about that?”

Dad: “you’ve literally never had a girlfriend and would be the only straight guy in town who hasnt. hell even most of the gay kids have had a beard at some point.”

Me: “i’m not gay… i’m just horribly depressed and have zero self esteem.”

Mom: “shit. whoops. i suppose we better find you a therapist then.”

Me: crawls into a hole and dies of embarrassment

I disabled my account four years ago when I realized how much plague stupidity and election stupidity on there was harming my mental health.

I doubt I will ever formally delete my account, as it’s the only source for pictures of some now-deceased family members. If hell freezes over and there’s a legit unavoidable need for me to be on there, I’m using desktop+web browser only, and probably in a browser that only gets used for the monthly visit to FB.

Any idea what the other major destinations were beyond Lemmy?

More ergonomic, more survivable, and more reliable too.

Dating apps are at best a crapshoot. They’re more interested in prying money out of you than anything else.

Like others have said, doing things you enjoy is a good way to meet people who enjoy the same things. Maybe you won’t meet your next bf/gf/etc directly, but perhaps someone you’ll meet has a cute single friend.

Being in a positive and healthy relationship is better than being single, but single-hood is better than being in an unhealthy and dysfunctional relationship.

Dating seems a bit like working on your mental health, in that both imply working on self-improvement (which ultimately should be done for intrinsic reasons, not just because it may get you laid).

Like the quote from the Bojack season 2 finale: “It gets easier. Every day it gets a little easier. But you gotta do it every day. That’s the hard part. But it does get easier.”

Apparently is a real strip club in Atlanta

Feels like watching the Yankees, Bama football, or Duke basketball struggle, doesn’t it?

For me at least, I don’t hate the teams so much as I hate the fanbases and all the fawning press coverage.

Mind you, it’s a sports hate not actual hate. I don’t want them injured, I just want them losing in hilariously offbeat and creative ways.

She had a one episode guest appearance in What We Do in the Shadows, and killed it.

I’ve watched all four seasons of Miracle Workers. He’s pretty funny in all of them.

Having different tastes than professional tv & movie critics isn’t a sin.

If you like something that Rotty Ts hates, that’s fine. If you despise something they adore, that’s fine too. It’s not like you’re being mean to someone’s puppy.

Just Dropped In - The Big Lebowski

Haha good point, i hadn’t considered the odds of 99 out of 8 billion including an identical twin

No identical twin then?

Any time I see Guy Fieri come up, I feel morally obliged to share this link.

https://youtu.be/JK6zuii2OLI?si=ihUJTHIUGZSCgVu4

Sounds like the old joke about a straight relationship that opens up:

Him: “the girl next to us is pretty hot”

Her: “yeah she is, by the way i fucked four guys yesterday”

I’m not training for a particular race. Just working toward the goal of being able to jog/trot for progressively longer periods in the service of losing weight and keeping diabetes under control.

I have two cardio days per week, currently, with three or four strength training days. I do 45 minutes on a treadmill, aiming to alternate 90 seconds of walking and 90 seconds of trotting.

I log my time, distance, and average heart rate.

Eventually I’d like to be able to handle a 5k run and complete it in about 30 minutes. Currently in my 45 minute sessions I’m only getting to about 2.8 mi / 4.5 km so I have a ways to go.

What if the bird is from Jacksonville or Athens instead of Palestine? I guess we’ll never know…

Allen Iverson

And the presenter will regularly quiz attendees on the content