I studied under Instructor Dooku at the Academy, it’s standard Starfleet curriculum to learn your Jedi fighting techniques.

I should have emphasized it as “You left your stroganOFF.”

You left your stroganoff.

I’m going to presume that’s garlic sauce and that’s a solid win in my book.

Why can’t everybody just rind their own business?

The genoseed hasn’t been talked about enough.

I dunno, while I support everyone’s right to their own beliefs, some of their past actions and even current doctrine do not sit well with me.

The Catholics aren’t much better.

Yup, they tried, failed, and said “Yeah, nah.” Wild.

This is a surprise? Anyone watching EVs for more than a few minutes knows that Toyota has been pushing back HARD against EVs, with other Japanese automakers doing effectively nothing to make the transition. Western automakers have been forced into it, either by scandal (hi VW) or having Tesla eat their lunch.

I expect Ford to make it, barely. GM will make it, at a cost. Toyota and Honda are too big to fail, they’ll just spend their way out of their own mess. It’s a matter of what brands will be reduced to niche manufacturers or have themselves bought out instead of going bankrupt. Stellantis has already sold themselves to Leapmotor, and will succeed or fail based on that JV.

So are these dreams or nightmares?

My head canon is that he’s a severely autistic teenager with billionaire tech parents that develop AI-based autonomous robotic helpers. They gave him a bunch (mostly dog shaped) and a literal warehouse built to be Adventure Bay, so he lives out his days happy and “helping people” with his pups. In reality he’s beta testing his parents’ prototypes with edge cases no regular user could even think to come up with. The show is what Ryder thinks is happening, but it’s 50% in his head, and 50% enabled by his parents’ products. He is a more closely guarded secret than all of their IP combined. He doesn’t exist as far as anyone knows.

We don’t speak of how many pups get destroyed, or what fluids may get into them.

Why does everything taste like smegma?

Skin not being the colour of Greek yogurt will do wonders for one’s humanity.

Maybe Dr Soong was a big Simpsons fan. It was probably still going strong well into the 2300s.

No more high warp travel, Brother and Sister.

Never had one rust out of me yet. Driving through puddles is a great underwash.

This is usually my go-to, but I’ve started washing my car by hand every 2 years or so whether it needs it or not.

It’s not called “poaching” if they’ve been let go. It’s called “hiring”.

With what? You’ve confiscated all the knives.

By extension that means we can also reprogram alien satellites and probes. So why aren’t we??

While I doubt the Klingons would ever choose to ally themselves with the Jedi (because why would a warrior race need allies), they would certainly find the Jedi to be noble warriors, and worthy of honor.

Now, if there ever came to be a Klingon Jedi… that would be one formidable being.