Me waking up Monday morning.

Finally finish acceptance testing, get the changes deployed to production, wrap up the documentation. Job well done.

Bing. Email from vendor “we are entirely changing our API, it’s now push instead of pull”.

I don’t count Doctor Who: Return of the Sith.

The TARDIS.

To prevent Ulbricht from encrypting or deleting files on the laptop he was using to run the site as he was arrested, two agents pretended to be quarreling lovers. When they had sufficiently distracted him,[34] according to Joshuah Bearman of Wired, they quickly moved in to arrest him while a third agent grabbed the laptop and handed it to agent Thomas Kiernan.[35] Kiernan then inserted a flash drive into one of the laptop’s USB ports, with software that copied key files.[34]

Wow you weren’t kidding.

Blaps McGee

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These meat prices are crazy. They must have hefty subsidies in the US.

Putting the lid on to finish sunny side up works even without adding water. If you don’t have a lid for your pan a piece of baking paper over the top of the pan works.

Too many.

Is the hard drive failing and constantly blocking reads and writes? Maybe, check the SMART data.

Is the cooler full of hair/fur/dust and clocking the CPU down? Maybe, look at the thermals etc.

If you don’t diagnose issues you are just guessing and potentially wasting money replacing parts that are fine.

Fix for vendor lies.

All I wanted was Kerbal with multiplayer. I tried the community mod for it in ksp1 and it was ok but pretty jank.

I mean, I know a couple of guys that aren’t that far off this.

The universe is an imbalance of humors within the aether.

Let me drink from the UHD firehose.

I thought we just needed a good guy with a volcano.

It’s like a spring. Just think of it as suspension for your road.

That is homoeopathic structural integrity. The more you dilute it the stronger it becomes.

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