Maytag Blue has a pretty good ring to it.

morbidly sexy

Should be a cool breeze, relatively speaking.

Once maybe.

Never thought I’d say it. Bad kitty.

They’re turning my gay frogs straight! It’s unacceptable!

If you like history, Dan Carlin does one called Hardcore History. Most of them are fairly long but he’s a pretty dynamic speaker so it doesn’t tend to drag on.

I do not envy you guys. Thanks for all the cheese though.

What do you grow?

I salute you, future turdherder.

I think The Velveteen Rabbit is pretty fucked.

Is there any way to tell the difference between infrared reflected between (I assume) 8 and 13 microns and the infrared emitted due to absorption of shorter wavelengths?

I’ve heard this.

Graduated in 07. Gave all of my savings to my parents in 08 so they wouldn’t lose their house. Bumbled around for a decade and a half trying to get a degree and start my career only to get shit canned from an okay paying job mid-pandemic. Tripped over my own dick in to a great paying union job. Currently working too much overtime and saving every dime I can because I’ve seen enough shit.

Cabbage anus, just like grandma used to make

Yes please.

Princess Plop is one of her many nicknames

Meet lumpy. Lumpy is swell.

You’re teaching me all kinds of shit today.

I knew they mined a bunch of lignite but I was under the impression they exported most of it.