Xerox? Yeah, that checks out. Looks like the architect ran out of ink while printing the blueprints…
Xerox? Yeah, that checks out. Looks like the architect ran out of ink while printing the blueprints…
Are beans allowed again on Lemmy?
Getting in my car now, will see you in 20
Rise and shine where the sun don’t shine…
That’s why we’ve forgiven Tom Hanks for that murder spree, we can’t lose him too
Why’s it smell like steamed hams?
I’m so tired of these ai generated images. They can never get faces right, statistically at least one of them should be frowning!
I’m 5’4" and the term just makes me cringe. I don’t normally think about my height unless someone else brings it up or I need to reach the top shelf, but I don’t need encouragement in that case… just a ladder.
Have you tried eating around the lactose?
Or enemy list, but that might be too presidential…
You forgot the peanut butter on that fluffernutter
Isn’t that that survivalist dude that drinks piss? Bear Grilf?
There’s something nostalgically comforting seeing comcast screwing people over with bundles again…
Instructions unclear, picked myself up by my bootstraps and now there’s a hole in my foot…
I already know what I did wrong, I said “thanks, you too” when the person at the concessions said “enjoy the movie”. Doesn’t mean I’m not gonna cringe…
Even better would be to remap their keyboard’s semicolon key to that symbol
Doctor doctor, gimme the news, I gotta BAD CASE OF COUCH-BUG DEW!