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  • okmko@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldChoose wisely!
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    8 months ago

    I imagine all of these powers come as the worst possible implementation like a cursed rabbit’s foot.

    Like free gravel for life: you don’t conjure it out of thin air at will, no, it’s magically mailed to you once a day in small quality and you have to remove it from your mailbox or it’ll fill it up.

    Teleport 7 inches: a magic nimbus appears and lifts you on it. If there’s a wall in the way, it just keeps shoving you against the wall.







  • okmko@lemmy.worldtoMemes@lemmy.mlthose ppl...
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    8 months ago

    Wow, is that last point true? I guess I misunderstood how federation worked big time. I thought by subscribing to something like “news”, I was supposed to receive all posts and comments to those posts from all whitelisted instances like some kind of syndication. Is that not actually how it works?