notceps [he/him]

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Cake day: December 27th, 2021

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  • What a weekend it’s been I had to count votes, not for the EU election, and there was the EU election that did a bunch a thing namely my favorite country to hate, Germany did a thing.

    AfD won and is not the second largest political party, which most people paying attention doesn’t come as a suprise since they’ve been polling really strong, however they did less than their normal polls only getting 16% instead of the 20% they polled in the recent couple rounds.

    So were the polls wrong and in the upcoming elections AfD won’t reach 20%? I don’t think so, AfD is not exactly a ‘EU-Aligned’ party and I think quite a few AfD voters don’t see the EU as legitimate and would probably not vote in an EU election. So they’ll probably do even better in the upcoming state elections which I mean yeah germany is going full throttle fash now, they’ve been idling their fash engine but guess what germany is back to their old tricks.

    Anyways since I am not a german I went to look for some people that are and I found them and translated them. Enjoy

    Das gute Ergebnis für Volt freut mich. Hoffe es reicht noch für einen Sitz für die Piraten.

    I’m happy about the good result for Volt vote. Hopefully there’s enough for another seat for the pirates.

    Im Kreml knallen die Sektkorken.

    *In the Kremlin they are opening champagne bottles *

    Because this is all russias fault not a single german is at fault here nope just russia puppeting poor innocent germany.

    There’s a couple fuck nazis which you know good but that’s the lowest bar ever so let me give you another gem.

    Bin ich einfach nur das Simpson meme oder hat ein Großteil der Deutschen den Verstand verloren? Laut der Umfrage, die in der Tagesschau abgebildet ist, geben viele an, dass sich die Grünen nicht genug um die Wirtschaft kümmern und auch nicht genug um die zukünftige Klimapolitik, wenn einfach an allem Lindner Schuld ist? Habeck wollte jetzt schon auf verschiedenste Weise die heimische Wirtschaft unterstützen, aber andauernd fährt Lindner ihm mit der Schukdenbremse in die Parade. Bei den Bauernprotesten haben sich die Bauern vom Lobbyverband treiben lassen, der zufälligerweise enge Verpflechtungen mit der Nahrungsmittelindustrie hat, welche dafür verantwortlich ist, dass die Bauern so unter Preisdruck stehen. Und Sowohl die FDP, als auch die SPD lässt sich in Sachen Migration von der AfD treiben, aber dann wirds wieder den Grünen angehängt? Was ist falsch mit den Leuten? Blicken die da echt nicht durch?

    Am I just the Simpson meme or has a majority of the germans lost their minds? According to a poll in the Tagesschau many say that the greens don’t care enough about the economy and not enough about future climate politics, when everything is the fault of Lindner (FDP so not greens) Habeck wanted to support the national economy through several ways and every time Lindner stops him with the national debt. The farmers lobby led the farmers protests which have close connections to the food industry, which is responsible for the low prices. And FDP as well as SPD let them selves get moved by the AfD on issues like migration but that’s the fault of the greens? What’s wrong with people? Are they dumb or something?

    For those that do not understand anything the SPD (call themselves soc dem) the greens and the fdp (neoliberals) made a coalition and somehow someway only the policies that the fdp, a party that only has 5% of the votes by the way, go through everything else gets blocked somehow. So for the americans the FDP are you Joe Mansions your Kirsten Cinemas etc. the greens and the spd really want to do things but that darn FDP just stops them. Habeck is their green guy and hasn’t been able to do anything at all which is really unfair I mean come on, and then people don’t vote for the guy that doesn’t do anything are they crazy? Oh also SPD and FDP do basically the AfDs migration policy and the greens are in a coalition with them so yes the greens also have fucking garbage politics this isn’t hard.

    Anyways don’t worry the brightest german fedditor has the answer why people don’t vote for the greens that don’t do anything except be really enthusiastic about genocide and sending weapons to people can get blown up

    Springer Presse hat einen astreinen Job gemacht. Mit Ansage. Und alle fallen drauf rein. Die Leute sind wirklich unglaublich dumm.

    That’s right guys, gals and nonbinary pals it’s the press’ fault. Like don’t get me wrong fuck right wing media but again if the so called left-wing parties did anything to materially make peoples lives better they wouldn’t get fucking demolished like this, but I guess that’s just not possible.

    I’ve said it too many times but I will not stop saying it, deeply unserious country and it should be broken up in at least 10 smaller countries and best case scenario would be a hundred tiny german principalities that would make Charles V say “Das ist ein bisschen viel oder?”

    Also I cleaned up the exhaust vent above my kitchen before I wrote this so imagine the most greased up guy ever writing this.






  • I’d disagree if only because the US is currently learning and studying how to make a people fight ‘to the last man’ like is being done in Ukraine, I’m convinced that if China were to go to war suddenly there’d a hundred Azov instructors that’ll tell the government how to ‘Make the native taiwanese into soldiers’ there’ll be another Operation Paperclip when the war in Ukraine concludes so that the US can teach its vassals how to make essentially slave armies that’ll fight to the last xyz.

    Small Arms would not be a problem larger equipment yes but shipping and making that stuff is something that could be solved. Hell Ukraines economy has completely collapse but they still make their own suicide drones so.

    The war would be fought the exact same way the war in Ukraine is currently fought. “To the last Taiwanese”


  • Germany should not exist in it’s place should be hundreds of princpipalities that made up the HRE or at least turn it into like 8 different countries.

    In all seriousness there was at least one person that proposed that germany should be wiped from the map and others proposed stuff like turning it into 4 countries, like Morgenthau, but germany remained a somewhat ‘sovereign state’ even after everything Nazi Germany did while Palestine well…



  • AFD is not ‘on the rise’, stop using cute language like they are some minor party, they are now polling at second place, they were on the rise 7 years ago when they were at 5% or at least 3 years ago when they got 10%, right now they are polling around 20% guess what the SPD polls at 16%, like 20% of the german voters are voting for a Nazi party, then another 30% are voting for you know a fascist party called the CDU/CSU, and yes they are fascist, they are fascist when they propose forcing asylum seekers to work, don’t call it slavery because they get paid 3 cents an hour, they are fascist when they send the police to monitor, infiltrate and unlawfully raid left-leaning groups like Last Generation.

    Fascism is here, it is in german politics, fascism is no longer on the rise because it is now the ideology of the two largest political parties of Germany and they both make up 50% of all votes. The protests have failed, you cannot defeat fascism by doing a protest march or burning posters there needs to be political action and the SPD, the Greens and the FDP did not act, will not act and are not concerned with fascism at all, the only action we saw get taken against AfD was not because they were fascist but because they were chummy with DER RUSSE and DER CHINESE.

    I keep having to yell at germans because they just won’t do shit and diminish the problem while this gets worse and worse, and they all give me cutesy shit like “You don’t know anything about me or how I feel about fascism/nazism, I’m a green voter” like ‘Mein Junge’ you cannot vote out fascism especially not when the major political parties are all ok with fascists.


  • Not to worry intelligence services and police already were monitoring the communications and even infiltrated left-wing extremist groups like Last Generation known terrorists that do extreme things like marches and protests.

    Like you already know this but the germans were already doing this against left wing groups. This isn’t because germans have a problem with Nazis it’s because AfD is soft on Russia and China like they’ve been Nazis for as long as they’ve been around but it’s only recently become a problem so now they acknowledge something everyone knew for literal decades.


  • I think you are measuring the US by their own standard instead of applying more realistic standards.

    Biden sends out billions of billions of dollars to Ukraine but what actually does that buy them, because it doesn’t buy them for example artillery shells, or missiles or tanks. It certainly doesn’t buy them manpower or victory so what good does that aid do exactly?

    The US dollar increasingly has the problem that there’s nothing left to buy, the reason why a company like Tesla was worth as much as the three big car companies combined while producing 0.01% is not because Elon Musk is a super genius but because you could buy Tesla it was a thing that Investors could buy and so much we see now as Capitalism being idiotic is because all those companies and investors and capitalists have all the money in the world and absolutely nothing to buy anymore, the reason why Bill Gates and Blackrock are buying up farmland is because well you can buy it, the reason shitty start ups like WeWork can get billions of dollars is because finally some bank or company can spend their money on something.

    The US dollar is reaching a real point where it increasingly becomes apparent that it doesn’t buy you everything, the more the US goes for their chosen strategy the less valuable the US dollar becomes because you can’t use it to buy things anymore.



  • It’s not though, the establishment for the most part knows how Trump works and it’s not like he actually was substantially different from Biden, something something nothing will fundamentally change. If Trump were to fundamentally change things then sure the DNC would get whipped up I mean look at the DNCs discipline when it came to Bernie. The Democrats ultimately don’t care that much about winning what they care about is making sure that anyone who would fundamentally change the way things are done is kept away from any position of power. Trump getting elected will shuffle some front facing positions around but the overall policy continues as is, same as it was under Biden, Obama, Bush etc.

    The political parties differ only in degrees not in kind.





  • Pretty much, I also don’t know if it’ll have the desired effect, like yes AfD is polling lower now after these stories but it’ll just bring with it a whole bunch of problems because now anyone doing any diplomacy with china is going to get accused of being a chinese spy, like germanys politicians will have to do a sort of self imposed isolationist diplomatic policy because knowing germans that’s not where it’ll end, are they going to get accused of being a spy if they talk to any BRICS country, maybe any country that participate in BRI, especially if they don’t constantly bring up China?

    And this is all for lower polling, like yeah people will now probably be not as quick to say that they support the AfD but have their voting patterns changed? And more importantly SEVERAL OF THE AFD POLITICIANS HAVE BEEN CAUGHT BEING NAZIS, HAVE BEEN PHOTOGRAPHED AT NAZI-YOUTH CAMPS THEY CARE MORE ABOUT DER RUSSE INSTEAD OF CARING ABOUT NAZIS THEY LITERALLY COULD’VE SHUT DOWN THE PARTY BECAUSE IT’S A NAZI PARTY BUT NO GOTTA DO SOME RUSSOPHOBIA AND SINOPHOBIA.