I’m just focusing on the present because the future is depressing

Literally me, except my present is also depressing. And my past. I just dissociate

Google won’t stop the psychological warfare until everybody is that guy from Black Mirror sitting in a cell surrounded by screens with unblockable ads

Yo can we get the :gigachadette: emoji

please don’t remove c/maps, I’ll try to post harder

The Lord doesn’t have a great policy track record tbh.

First he created all humans in his own image and then decided that he doesn’t like them, which is a huge self-own. He then killed them in a huge flood which is basically the first genocide.

When people tried to unionize and build the tower of Babylon, he mixed up their languages so that they can’t communicate with each other (common union busting tactic).

I don’t think this guy should choose our philosopher-monarch

2.5 seconds is the limit for looking at people before it becomes harassment

pulling up the timer app every time somebody glances at me

indie folk heads stay winning

Petition to defed from Poland

I like to have at least 3 layers of dissociation between myself and reality at all times

ooops wrong mega

The plot of the Mad Max video game is that you’re just trying to reach a place called the Plains of Silence. You’re not trying to save the world or anything, you’re just a dude trying to run away from his feelings. 10/10 extremely relatable

I don’t want to be mean to the computer

A nice old grandma at the grocery store said that my Ovlov t-shirt was cool. I should have proposed to her on the spot

I think this is super unhealthy partly because it sets unrealistic expectations for real partners and relationships. The AI girlfriend is always 100% available, never criticizes you, never says anything bad, and so on. You can be a dirtbag but she will always treat you like you’re the best person in the world. Imagine trying to date a real person after 2 years of being married to a LLM that is designed to be the perfect partner

me when I have to use the computer: “omg this is just like Black Mirror”

The average redditor is indistinguishable from a bot. Mfers can’t even pass the Turing test

Guys will be like “happy birthday to my beautiful wife” and it’s just

According to some unconfirmed rumors, there is more to life than sitting in your room alone and playing videogames. But we should wait for some credible sources to back up these claims with data

The improvement megathread will be posted later than usual today because I’m on a train. I’m giving everybody the permission to be a lazy dirtbag until then

Based countries can have a little nationalism as a treat