They do it to recharge
c/birdsarentreal

Yes, the “second war to end all wars” and the “cold war that only gets hot in the periphery”

He also talks about unemployment rates in Britain and “unless a war is coming soon” many people will stay underfed. Maybe the British proletariat is behind WWII?

Edit: Since I’m downvoted: the last sentence was a joke, obviously

Only male dogs go to heaven

I’m reading a book from the 30s and it has phrases like: “in the time after the war”. It’s written in 1937 and hits differently in hindsight.

Well put!

I’m not allowed to share her nudes, sorry no sorry

You make fun of it but my sister got pregnant from unprotected handholding! She said they didn’t even kiss or anything, just handholding without gloves.

And who laid that egg? Certainly not me. The implication is that it’s about a chicken egg and it’s not difficult, it just doesn’t have a determinative answer because chicken is a spectrum. What even is the first chicken? There ain’t just a thing, that’s not how evolution works. It’s a gradual change from once species to another like language change. Who was the first speaker of modern English and how could they understand their middle English speaking parents?

That’s why the chicken and egg thing is used as an allergy for questions that do not have a straightforward answer. Who started the fight? “Certainly not me, I made a joke and you took it seriously and then you insulted me” “I didn’t hit you hard but you did”

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I mean, sure, it explains some things pretty neatly other models don’t but I stick to donut world. Why else would we invent donuts if not because they resemble the shape of the earth?

This is sooo wild, I hope someone out there secretly believes it

Given the time she lived in, I guess she didn’t want to make it too obvious that she was a woman

Albert “Al” Autism. Most famous scientist in his field

And the promotion of a pawn on the last row would take infinite time so it’s ok since finite energy divided by infinite time is like no energy at all

The first rule of thermodynamics is you do not talk about thermodynamics.
The second rule of thermodynamics is YOU DO NO TALK ABOUT THERMODYNAMICS

This but unironically

No, it’s not. Why would it be. Just kidding, it’s obvious his email. No doubt

I am an apple

This is a shitposting community so I assume there is no backstory right? Right??