“cool, I’ll give this to my mother-in-law. I’m sure she’ll like it”

Won’t those get really soggy and fall to pieces in a washing machine?

Yes, but not other way around

Person who made this mixes absolute and per capita measurements. Probably in more than one category

Petrified forest are not trees that turned to stone. Petrified forests are trees covered in mud or something that hardened, then tree rotted away and the hollow(in the mold of the tree) was filled in by another type of rock, creating a something that looks like a petrified tree.

Also spreading the knowledge

Yo, ho, ho and a bottle of rum!

He means you should see the internet archive in person.

Speed bumps are called “farthinder”

You mean like “died of multiple mosquite bites” doesn’t make sense because people live in countries with a lot of mosquitos?

Last man standing chili contest?

Feral cats definitely meow

That would be 0.25 = 0.5*0.5 and rearranged equation doesn’t help unless you understand it anyway

Cost ineffective? To whom?

Maybe in utopistic communist fantasy where goverment farms grew me the produce I need, but in current capitalist world home grown is way cheaper to me than store bought.

Which discourages people from buying the game, thus hurting the game.

IPFS - An uncensorable distributed file sharing technology which is wonderful for file or site hosting

Uncensorable? Seriously doubt it.

Resilient to censoring? Believable.

engage in any discussions that are detrimental to the reputation of the game

You would literally break the contract

I understand smartphones. They are relatively simple devices.

Apart from GPS and 5G communications which are pure black magic.

And magnets: magic

Unlike in US, and I cannot speak for all of EU, but at least in Finland a contract cannot take away your legal rights.

Passage?