killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 11 months agoSLPT putting a student driver sticker on your car will get you out of all tickets. The police will be more understanding a let you off with a warning every time.message-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up147
arrow-up147message-squareSLPT putting a student driver sticker on your car will get you out of all tickets. The police will be more understanding a let you off with a warning every time.killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square3fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · edit-211 months agoSLPT: When grocery shopping, if you see something you were going to buy in a person's cart, feel free to take it. It’s not stealing because the other person doesn’t own it until they pay for the item.message-squaremessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1291
arrow-up1291message-squareSLPT: When grocery shopping, if you see something you were going to buy in a person's cart, feel free to take it. It’s not stealing because the other person doesn’t own it until they pay for the item.killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · edit-211 months agomessage-square21fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT Gym not letting you cancel your membership or making it difficult? Start working out completely naked and making very weird noises drawing attention to yourself.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up178
arrow-up178message-squareSLPT Gym not letting you cancel your membership or making it difficult? Start working out completely naked and making very weird noises drawing attention to yourself.plus-squarekiller_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square2fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · edit-21 year agoSLPT Cops work all day in the public this can be tiring and their time is valuable. Be considerate when you get pulled over and run towards their car with your information.message-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up140
arrow-up140message-squareSLPT Cops work all day in the public this can be tiring and their time is valuable. Be considerate when you get pulled over and run towards their car with your information.killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · edit-21 year agomessage-square5fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT put your contacts in lotion, so they won't dry your eyes out.message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up124
arrow-up124message-squareSLPT put your contacts in lotion, so they won't dry your eyes out.killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square1fedilink
minus-squarekiller_penguin@lemmy.worldOPMtoShitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world•SLPT If you get mugged give them as much money as possible. You can say it was a charitable donation and write it off on your taxes.linkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoMake sure to ask for one linkfedilink
minus-squarekiller_penguin@lemmy.worldMtoShitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world•SLPT: Win your next boxing match by slathering your gloves in raw eggs and chicken so your opponent will get salmonella and have to surrender the fight.linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoGot poison effect on those gloves linkfedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT If you get mugged give them as much money as possible. You can say it was a charitable donation and write it off on your taxes.message-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up156
arrow-up156message-squareSLPT If you get mugged give them as much money as possible. You can say it was a charitable donation and write it off on your taxes.killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square8fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT Make sure to keep a ruler under your pillow so you know how long you slept.message-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up165
arrow-up165message-squareSLPT Make sure to keep a ruler under your pillow so you know how long you slept.killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square5fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT attack someone wjth a bodyguard to ensure they get their moneys worth.message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareSLPT attack someone wjth a bodyguard to ensure they get their moneys worth.killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square2fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT adding two mini fridges together makes one regular fridge. And cheaper!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1123
arrow-up1123imageSLPT adding two mini fridges together makes one regular fridge. And cheaper!lemmy.worldkiller_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square26fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT car bouncing/shaking a lot? Wear or sand your tire tread off to make the ride smoother.message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up136
arrow-up136message-squareSLPT car bouncing/shaking a lot? Wear or sand your tire tread off to make the ride smoother.killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square1fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · edit-21 year agoSLPT bean.plus-squarelemmy.worldimagemessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up16
arrow-up16imageSLPT bean.plus-squarelemmy.worldkiller_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · edit-21 year agomessage-square1fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT eat the paper in the fortune cookie so it becomes shit, just like all your other hopes and dreamsmessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up175
arrow-up175message-squareSLPT eat the paper in the fortune cookie so it becomes shit, just like all your other hopes and dreamskiller_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square2fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT Your job have a drug test day? Make sure to bring enough for everyone to try some.message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up143
arrow-up143message-squareSLPT Your job have a drug test day? Make sure to bring enough for everyone to try some.killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square2fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT The good die young. Be an A-hole your entire life to live longer.message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up117
arrow-up117message-squareSLPT The good die young. Be an A-hole your entire life to live longer.killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square2fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT Have a work email? Report every email you get as spam you can never be too careful. The IT department will love you because you're thinking of security.message-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up18
arrow-up18message-squareSLPT Have a work email? Report every email you get as spam you can never be too careful. The IT department will love you because you're thinking of security.killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square3fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT If you like the hair you have now, shave it all off and make a wig out of it. You can have that hairstyle forevermessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareSLPT If you like the hair you have now, shave it all off and make a wig out of it. You can have that hairstyle foreverkiller_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT Do your misplace your kids often? Have them swallow an air tag. Cover it in yogurt to help get it down.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareSLPT Do your misplace your kids often? Have them swallow an air tag. Cover it in yogurt to help get it down.killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · edit-21 year agoSLPT Trying to lose weight? Always scoop your ice cream when it's frozen rock hard. You will burn a few extra calories.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareSLPT Trying to lose weight? Always scoop your ice cream when it's frozen rock hard. You will burn a few extra calories.killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · edit-21 year agomessage-square0fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT instead of buying a bigger TV, just sit closer ya dingusmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareSLPT instead of buying a bigger TV, just sit closer ya dinguskiller_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT pulling over for police is optional. They can't give you a ticket if you don't pull over.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareSLPT pulling over for police is optional. They can't give you a ticket if you don't pull over.killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Make sure to ask for one