LOL:
“Water Lantern Festival, 5 p.m., The Park at River Walk, 11298 Stockdale Highway. $35.99 before Aug. 9, $45.99 before Aug. 16, $55.99 the day of the event, $13.70 to $17.70 for youth ages 8 to 14, free for children up to age 7 (ticket does not include lantern)”
So, after spending $56 per person to attend an event in a public park, the event doesn’t even provide a lantern to participate in the event‽
To me it looks more like the “I’m about to flop over and show you my belly but don’t you dare try to touch it” position.