I’ll take a shot at the metaphor. Delete: telling someone they can use the whiteboard (but you didn’t erase it) Secure: cleaning it off when you’re done for the next user.

How has no one said - Roman Ramen.

Like theee time soap box derby champion Ronnie Beck says,poorly guarded construction sites are a gold mine.

I can hear Marvin Monroe’s voice as he drums his fingers!

“I know squat about my boy!”

Cocka-cocka-cocka!

Parametrek runs an awesome site for flashlight selections. http://flashlights.parametrek.com/index.html. They’re super knowledgeable and I have found it to be an invaluable resource for identifying options based on your selected parameters. I agree high CRI, rechargeable headlamp is a great option. Rechargeable means you don’t need to worry about specialty batteries and chargers which accompany many of the higher quality enthusiast flashlights available. It might still have a different battery than you’re used to but you can charge it in situ.

FWIW if you do want to just rubber band something to your glasses wing, there is a Lumintop IYP365 (In Your Pocket 365 days a year) it has a high CRI Nichia LED option which is great quality and runs on standard batteries - Eneloop rechargeables are a great option. I read feedback from people who use it as an inspection light in the aircraft industry and their feedback on the colour quality of the light sold me. It’s like a medical quality pocket light where the way colours appear while under illumination is obviously critical - just doesn’t have the M.D. price tag.

Fun Mom Energy!

No Mother, that’s just the Northern Lights!

It’s bizarre to non-Americans that their sales tax is only visible when the bill comes. Australia for example has a 10% Goods and Services tax across the board and that is included in the price you see on the menu, on the shelf or in the commercial. The exclusions being goods sold B2B which are usually quoted excluding GST, as businesses can claim GST they pay as a rebate. They know the true cost to their business and keeping tax separate makes it easier to record and track their liabilities from a bookkeeping perspective.

I swear it’s Springfield’s only choice, throw up your hands and raise your voice!

It’s when Apu cheated on Manjula and Homer tries to get them back together by getting them to come to dinner and dressing the kids up as Ganesha to convince them

They actually just meant it was suitable for use with the Nokia N95 phone.

Damn that was my favourite phone. sigh ‘Twas a simpler time.

It is because everything must end that everything is so beautiful.

I’m Derek.

Get some enzyme spray specifically for addressing pet urine. There are lots of varieties online from pet warehouse places. Nature’s Miracle is a popular one. Get the urine destroyer, the stain and odour eliminator isn’t as good.

It actually breaks down the urine residue as opposed to the other suggestions here which mask or encapsulate the smell without addressing the source.

I have used enzyme on quite a few things I thought would never be usable again - def worth their weight in gold in my experience.

Jaime is an adorable floof!

I must know the source of your magic pineapple blanket that elicits these floompfs please?

Although there is no apparent change in my patrician facade, I assure you my heart is breaking.

That’s cos you like boobies instead!

America is not the greatest country in the world

Colloquially a “blast from the past”

Carl: Boy we barely made a dent in this 12ft hoagie. Homer: I’ll give it a good home (pats belly) ——

Days later

Marge: I think that sandwich is starting to turn

Homer with mouthful: two more feet and I can fit it in the fridge.