Never enough, that’s a shareholder-beholden corporation for you. Parasitic-ridden creature devouring everything in sight to feed its parasites.

Self-diagnosed with way too many symptoms of Autism and ADHD.

I’m moderately near sighted so my dependence on my vision as an important sense is lower than normal - I don’t focus on visuals very well to begin with, and then Autism on top of it.

If I look at someone, which itself isn’t frequent, I look at their face, I don’t look right at their eyes. Even when I feel like I’m looking toward the eyes I’m kind of “not focusing” on them per se.

People ask me what someone’s eyes look like or their expression was or even eye color, I couldn’t tell you. Brain straight up doesn’t register it unless I go out of my way to monitor it and then I’m weird for doing so.

Eye contact is a bit “intimate” IMO. You don’t need it for day-to-day conversation.

I have eye contacted my wife, but I trust her. Not a regular occurrence. And even then it’s a bit odd, but it’s her, doesn’t bother me as much.

Hah, I have one that likes to just float in front of my shed for some bizarre reason, I always try to avoid it for concern that it could sting but knowing this I may just ignore it now lol, ty

That’s how you get to Revolver Ocelot, gotta use C4.

When the comment experiences more sexual attraction than you do 🙃

Execs: “Why was Xbox third place this generation?!”

Product Managers: “Uuuh idk let’s check Reddit”

Reddit: “Well first there’s not much in the way of AAA–”

Exec: “THAT’S IT! FIRE OUR INDIE STUDIOS! EVERYBODY MAKES AAA RIGHT NOW!!”

Maybe we should blow up Earth first, show it who’s boss

D A N K E Y K A N G

Awfully hard to recompile OpenSSH when you’re an ethereal flaming bird-fish

What’s sad is people are taking this seriously because someone believing this at face value as a bad thing isn’t entirely farfetched lol

Previous statement from author is that the girl is a fish

The fish is dead, long live the fish

It’s Korn

A big lump with knobs

It has the juice (It has the juice)

I can’t imagine a more beautiful thing (Woo)

That’s how it started. I eventually discovered I was Autistic. Don’t dismiss yourself - it may lead you on a path to discover something new about yourself that may benefit your life.

Dude we literally have that unix_surrealism comic there’s at least some love for BSDs here

Math blue, science green, language yellow, social studies red

There’s a lot of us neurodivergent folks in tech because it suits our needs better than a lot of other fields, and a lot of us just love technology

We’re more prone to being LGBTQIA+ than neurotypical folks, scientifically documented

Makes sense tech would have more trans folks as a result, we pad the numbers a lil bit

This is of course a generalization and actual ND/LGBTQIA+ presence is going to vary based on job, location, how insufferable management is, etc, and not all NDs are LGBTQIA+ and vice versa.

Better give us a really fucking good Elder Scrolls 6 if you’re gonna pull this shit

Investors are such emotionally led beings

If it wasn’t for those rascally penguins I would be flat broke trying to afford the latest system requirements for Windows 12 or a mediocre MacBook instead of a $120 5 year old Dell Latitude, how dare they!!

They thrive if you don’t use pesticides and leaf blowers. I have fireflies where I live in CT. Bonus points for letting the grass grow, though that may also attract rodents and look unsightly to the neighbors.