I might have some kind of stomach condition—I fart too much 💨💨💨
Let he, who is without a cum, cast the first load.
Good clean fun
I remembered the Macarena video and it warmed my heart
“Listen, the buck stops when they get in the way of my treats.”
Ya. You like touché?
My wife is snoring and I can’t sleep. But I also can’t disturb her cuz she’s cute
“Zombies on Fentanyl” — new grindcore band-name just dropped
Fool was brainwormed as shit: talking about stoves, Brandon, and trans-hate on his Twitter.
Yo this is gross af
“Shit posting” necessarily implies the existence of “piss posting.”
So, what is piss posting?
And realize I was laboring on Labor Day
Same fr fr
oh you remember the thing