You know two things: you’re gonna get to ride on a private jet a LOT, and you’re gonna get trashed in her next album.
Honestly, the social proof of “I was somebody Taylor Swift thought was worth dating” would get you a second look from a lot of people.
But I’m a chick anyway, so based on her lyrics my chances with her are between slim and none.
Yeah I also don’t really see the appeal but it wouldn’t be too bad to have a billionaire gf either.
She’s going to be on the Supreme Court.
This is drag queen dozens, not high school drama.
They really went for the heartstrings by showing a damaged strip club. 😔
He certainly resembles all the Christians I met growing up in the south.
Church.
This behavior is the purpose of religion.
Truly bad take
If somebody said I had a bad-built butch body, I would also take it as a compliment.
Bat shit crazy women with big arms and toe deformities.
Oh come on you can’t say that and not give a sample.
Van deGraaf generator accident.
But they included an Irish guy in the list…
Christianity in action
Israel is really overplaying their hand.
Wait how is it that this asshole is already on trial? He deserves it, but wow it moved awfully fast compared to some other malfeasance I can think of.
That ® really is an immunity card.
It’s not that Biden doesn’t give a shit. It’s that Biden agrees with Bibi that the people living in Gaza are Dirty Others who must be kept in line with the threat of force.
Wait, you’re saying that straight men might not want to have sex with me?
😮