food handling and prep, sanitation, and health and safety got moved into the Deuteronomy branch

if you’re going fast enough, you can just hydroplane over that flooded road section

so many bowl cuts

nobody talking about how Microsoft took Cortana out behind the shed and shot her just so they could slide Copilot+ Recall into her place

non-paywall archive

may I interest you in a sleek sports-caiman for your mid-life crisis?

he also promised me a taco truck on every corner if he lost … I’m still waiting …

(love the vocalizing)

on the other hand, apple pie with cinnamon AND cayenne sounds tasty …

• stop using weedkiller and insecticide – save a little money and save your own health
• add in inoculated clover seeds – “inoculated” adds in bacteria that makes the nitrogen more available to other plants – pick a clover that is relatively native to your area – up until WWII and the proliferation of modern weedkillers, healthy lawns were a mix of grass and clover
• leave the dandelions alone – ALL parts of a dandelion are edible – the leaves are a classic bitter green (goes really well with a dressing made from walnut oil, mustard, and balsamic vinegar) – roasted roots used to be a coffee substitute – early buds can be pickled as an alternative to capers – and yes, dandelion wine is actually a thing
• throw in lots of native flowers – attracts the pollinators that keep the rest of your garden going strong
• if you must mow, don’t mow shorter than 6 in / 15 cm – encourages stronger, more robust growth
  • take up scything instead of mowing for personal exercise

and in a couple golf courses

Massachusetts residents spent $500,000 for more sand to protect their sand

“ooh, a cute fuzzy bear cub!”

next up, the math of fractals …

• “I bet you CNN pays you a lot of money!”
• “Not enough to deal with you …”

Eulachon

“I love the smell of burnt fish in the morning.”

separate department, same corporate mentality …

• “the Starliner program operates independently from the company’s other units”
• “races to understand spacecraft issues”
• “engineers on the ground scramble to learn more about issues that plagued the first leg”

powered by abundant sunshine, abundant wind, and abundant geothermal

(should be really easy for Hawaii to adapt Icelandic tech)

IBC