There is definitely a Jurassic Park joke to be made here.

You don’t understand, those injuries, like all injuries that occur in the vicinity of cops, were self-inflicted!

the Temple […] named a telehealth abortion clinic after Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito’s mom.

This is a beautifully poetic insult and I love it.

Follow up pro tip: only do this if you want war with Italy. Every time someone breaks a spaghetto, an Italian person dies.

Yeah, this feels like the system working as intended.

Time to destroy the system.

Guys, I did it! I’m finally above average!

Exactly why I said “hear me out” haha

It’s not exactly a “little treat,” and it has a different mouth feel to making cold brew with cocoa.

I can think of a fantastic stopping point for Season 2 that’ll leave fans unfamiliar with the source material on the edge of their seats.

Unless it’s the scene that made everyone have certain feelings about Abby, which is decently early in the game, I’m not sure what scene they mean. Anyone have thoughts?

This is a weird one, but hear me out. Undiluted cold brew coffee mixed with chocolate meal replacement powder and milk. The powder and milk make it really foamy when mixed and it tastes so good; it would probably also be amazing blended with ice.

I don’t tend to eat until later in the day so this has the added benefit of making me feel less guilty for forgetting to eat.

Also, frozen pudding cups are yummy.

My four year old niece has some little toys like this…I wish I had an Ollie’s; I’d snatch this up for her in an attempt to get her into Trek. Right now it’s all Disney princesses.

The only time I’m in favor of veal.

Pretty sure that’s the reason a lot of them/us might be using.

Loved the comment, but then I saw your username. This made me unreasonably happy. Thank you for that haha

The NYT has been shown to be biased against Palestinians, so this, unfortunately, doesn’t surprise me anymore. I used to trust the NYT as one of the more trustworthy sources, but am reluctant to give them any traffic anymore. It feels like, at least in the US, the right-wing crazies have won because “mainstream media” (all media, frankly) really is starting to feel untrustworthy.

I strongly dislike nearly everything about this timeline.

Freedom of the press to do whatever they want.

“They,” of course, doesn’t refer to the press itself, but to the government toadies pushing this crap.

Welp…guess he’s fair game for the internet, now.

Blinken blamed social media in general when asked by Romney why Israel was losing the global PR war.

Right, social media is at fault. It’s definitely not the fact that Israel is commiting genocide and other war crimes.

Lock him up and Epstein away the key.

This…feels too accurate. I don’t like this. No one told you to wake up today and call me out. :(