fwiw the game isn’t exactly “by” dunkey, he (and all his staff at bigmode) just published it, Billy Basso is a genius and deserves credit here - just a light PSA

YOU POOR, CISHET FOOLS - YOU’RE ALL GETTING ONE-MONTH BANS NOW

get it refurbished or used at least

just absolutely morbin and kraven all over the place

tagline nomination

calling my insurance to tell them I got into a 27 car gender pileup at 97 miles per hour and the aftermath is blocking all six lanes of north bound I-95 in southern Pennsylvania

but i like pastel and earth tones too much

I retracted “depressed and dysphoric” because I like looking in mirrors too much lmao

can I be Soon™ if I’ve been on E long enough to also get on prog?

I’m taking it idc

I just tell them it’s about facial recognition cameras (which is also entirely true). That shuts them up pretty quick, you can see them thinking after they hear that

oh shit whatever got in RFK has come back to life and is taking more victims

so regardless of the whole attribution question, this isn’t even a slightly unreasonable thing to say? It’s not like he said “A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic - and I think that’s a good thing and I’m going to use it to kill seventeen billion kulaks”, it’s just a statement. It’s been true about COVID, it was true about famine and drought in his own time, and it’s true both intra-alignment and otherwise - smoking deaths are a statistic, Anne Frank’s death was a tragedy, COVID-19 deaths were a statistic, Nex Benedict’s death was a tragedy, etc. It’s just observational and it’s largely true, at least in regards to how people and societies react.

referring to everyone as “jack” would have been such a good skaism if Sleepy Joe didn’t take it

Colorado already did that

The only downside is that it’s Missouri

9/11 happened because on 9/10 Bush learned of a secret and unstoppable plan the Taliban had to steal both halves of the recipe, which was to be executed on 9/12.

trollstoy88 seething+coping+malding

climate change is class warfare

The mishap is the second to occur in the last week

unlimited mishaps on the first world