Had a spider bro in my bathroom for a month, one day he disappeared. The very next night I woke up to him crawling on my face. It was unfortunate for us both.

I think the spiders here hide well, so the ones I spot are the risky ones that don’t mind scuttling over me.

Do they ever crawl on you? I’ve found that if I ever spot a spider in my house, in the next week I’ll find it somewhere on me

What’s worse is the perfectly fine food your multi-billion dollar company makes you throw away. And no, you may not bring it home for yourself.

Don’t let the bastards grind you down

I’d still eat it. Just scrape off the burned bits with a butter knife, it’ll taste the same underneath. The texture might be a bit off though

Deflated balloons and full balloons are still the same material value.

Reminds me of how people somehow still don’t understand Lost

Don’t trick kids into watching porn.

Is this gen alpha humor?

Funnily enough, I thought the article was written by AI. I guess they trained it off something, lol

Get my Discord request?

Yup, new world today

Right on!

Well, the last season of a 6 season show.

Sweet, thank you!

Honestly I do wonder if anyone who reads shit like this is actually convinced and tries it

I, a table, need fuck

A tad unrelated, but I just want to say sorry about your ex. Hope you’re doing better now.

Definitely team Hurley here

Seems like we brought the reddit with us