TheronGuard [he/him]

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Cake day: December 19th, 2022

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  • And it’s actually Mark that Kevin dislikes. Kevin’s a great character mechanically, I just think it’s funny that those Japanese devs, either intentionally or not, painted a very realistic picture of these characters relationships…

    To be honest, I don’t think Kevin’s a particularly realistic-feeling rendition of an American cop. He’s way too friendly and laid back, and he reminds me more of Dante than your typical the-pigs, not that I’m complaining

    Yoko’s another great character for beginners. 8 inventory slots is a game changer in this game

    Funnily enough, the two noobs in my group are Kevin and Yoko while the veteran is using characters like Jim and Alyssa.

    If you’re looking into setting up the games, this video’s pretty good, but you can skip all the stuff about iso patching since CdRomance has the required English-patched Japanese isos ready to go. Honestly, waiting for the roms to download is probably the longest part in setting the game up:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFVibXHwP7A


  • I, uhh… kinda like Kevin since he’s a very simple, noob-friendly character with his potshot ability, strong starting pistol, kick and good speed & health stats obama-sad. Is Jim the one he dislikes? I know the two of them have a funny special ending in the final scenario in File 1

    I never really got into the game that much because it felt lacking as an offline experience. 20 years later I’m finally enjoying it in co-op, and I encourage you to give the Resurrection server a shot if you still want that itch scratched. You could probably have both File 1 and 2 running in less than an hour. The hardest part would be finding people to play with, though I think you can look for people on the Outbreak Resurrection forums and Discord. Maybe there’s enough RE fans on Hexbear to get a game going thonk





  • I had never really played Outbreak too much back in the day since it just didn’t appeal to me as a single player experience even though I loved all the other Resident Evil games. As soon as I heard about the fan server I knew I had to try it out with some friends.

    From what I understand the fans reverse-engineered the server by analyzing the packets the PS2 was sending out to the official game servers, not that I really know what that means monke-beepboop It was just unbelievably cool to get to experience the PS2 online experience 20 years later and I have nothing but respect for the sorts of people who make things like emulation and fan servers possible rat-salute-2















  • Monetization seems like another thing MK8D has over CTR:NF from the looks of it. From what I can tell MK8D only has simple DLC packs that add more tracks and characters where CTR:NF had a whole battle pass arrangement with the usual loads and loads of ugly skins and cosmetics. When I first unlocked all the DLC and Pit Stop content I went visible-disgust at all the ugly character recolors and distracting, animated skins that were suddenly populating my races. Oh cool, it’s a green Neo Cortex whose tires leave behind rainbows

    (not antinatalist, but do hate mk8d babies)

    I don’t care for them either. Mario and Luigi don’t even have the same art style as their adult counterparts, looking like they’re from some European comic book. I actually think the character selection is a bit lame overall in Mario Kart 8D. Maybe it’s because I’m not a huge Nintendo head but so much of it is wasted on random generic Mario mooks who don’t have much personality. Nintendo has so many franchises but the only ones represented here outside of Mario are Donkey Kong, Animal Crossing, F-Zero and Zelda. Where the fuck is Pokemon??? That’s like an entire game’s worth of track concepts right there.

    There’s a pc kart racer in development that looks promising called Oh Baby Kart. It doesn’t look as bad as most PC kartracers, at least from early screens.

    I probably wouldn’t care about a kart racer without an established license even if it was good, sadly. It feels weirdly integral to the entire appeal of the genre