Yea hes pretty picky, but don’t y’all pretend you dont also have your own instant deal breakers. I share a few with this list:
Vapes
Hugs bouncer on a night out (Tbh that is weird but also I wouldn’t date someone who goes out to bars anyways, just not my kind of life, ya know?)
500 followers on Instagram
Everything else on that list is either just fine or even a bonus
Its not keto if you dont cut out sugary drinks and beer lol. Literally liquid carbs. I dont even drink soda anyways and usually only drink beer socially.
I think my issue was that i didnt plan or put any thought into it, so my macro nutrients were not balanced. Definitely a lot more fatty foods to fresh veggies than i should’ve. Also all the oily and fatty foods caused me to get zits INSIDE my mouth on my gums. That was actually the tipping point for me, not the gout. Zits on your gums puts pressure on your teeth giving tooth aches then when they pop you get zit juice in your mouth, yum!
Another thing that made it hard for me to keep on it was that I had to home cook every meal. There are keto options you can buy at the store but I thought they all tasted like poo. Cauliflower crust pizza was such a letdown it crushed all my hopes and dreams with a single bite.
So between the gout, mouth zits, and high effort, I just decided to give up and be pudgy.
Im pretty sure that all fad diets actually work on the premise of cutting out snacking and processed foods under the guise of a psuedo-science diet anyways.
I did keto for a few months, years ago. I did lose weight but it also gave me gout…
If i asked a chick for nudes and she sent me sea slugs thats how i know shes the one
Ok i know what a double boiler is and what theyre for. I’ve never heard them called that before
Ok so wtf is a bain marie?
Damn whats wrong with anime tiddy art? Are the normies ok?
IP hoarding.
Buy studio that already made successful game
Delete studio
People still buy game
Profit
The one that flew right in the guys face… he didnt even notice it until it was tickling his nose! 💥
Imagine choosing to look at a picture of this shitstain everytime you drive because youre trying to be edgy.
Right? Like what do you even get for paying all that money? The next generic marvel movie? Cashgrab nostalgia-bait sequels like fucking happy gilmore 2?? Disney’s next culturally diverse not-quite-princess movie???
Learn to paint. Plant some flowers or vegetables. Build something. Create instead of consume.
Enshitified vine would’ve just been tiktok, so we got there in the end anyways.
Yea i figured it out after i made that comment lol
x / sqrt(x) = sqrt(x)
Damn who would’ve thought?
There are people who are genuinely like this, and his profile pic fits the bill too. I wouldn’t assume this to be satire or sarcasm without seeing more of their profile first.